England v Columbia last 16

[Hoddle is a god]

Bitter??

Wtf you on about?

I’m not bitter, but this was England’s night. Not Spurs’

****!

You’re as joyless as Bambi.

Are you Bambi in disguise?

 

[Spurlock]

I wish I had my net piccy, Bruv.

Otherwise, I’m kicked back with a single malt and soaking up the enraged bitterness.

Join me, yeah?

let's enjoy the win for England...the lads have been backing the Spurs boys wearing the 3 Lions...You enjoying the Malt too much

 

[Hoddle is a god]

How many pot noodles did you screw up the wall of your bedsit when Hendo missed?

I haven’t lived in a bedsit since University.

Do you dream about living in one? Is that why you’re having a pop?

 

[Big Ern]

****!

You’re as joyless as Bambi.

Are you Bambi in disguise?

when even your fellow spurs fans take objection it's time to take notice,

 

[Hoddle is a god]

let's enjoy the win for England...the lads have been backing the Spurs boys wearing the 3 Lions...You enjoying the Malt too much

It doesn’t seem to me as though they’re very grateful, Bruv.

I’m hoping people aren’t going to try to shoot the messenger.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I haven’t lived in a bedsit since University.

Do you dream about living in one? Is that why you’re having a pop?

University

 

[Spurlock]

How many pot noodles did you screw up the wall of your bedsit when Hendo missed?

Were you like...Mouser twat...or was that just me?

 

[Treble]

Anyway fck this bollox.

Next game... Loftus Cheek for Alli. Rashford instead of Sterling. PLEASE!

 

[Dier Hard]

Dave Sanchez unfortunately showed why us Spurs lads rate him so highly. Thought he was magnificent for Colombia tonight. It was the one time I was hoping he’d be ****

 

[Hoddle is a god]

when even your fellow spurs fans take objection it's time to take notice,

...and time to prove I’m not a hypocrite, and keep playing the same game I’ve played from day one.

It’s only words on a screen, Little Urn. Don’t let it upset you.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

University

Eh up, lads!

The board’s dickhead racist is here.

 

[Treble]

Ffs Danny Murphy with his City & Guilds fcking commentary on the highlights.

 

[sensiblegreeny]

Hoddle is the worst pundit/co-commentator ever let near a microphone. I genuinely cringe whenever he comments on a tackle/foul. The one who falls down is never at fault and is always entitled to be on his back. Sorry to say I also cringed when Southgate put Dier on. Again I do not rate the bloke as an England player and commented to her who must be obeyed that he was Jonah with disaster waiting to happen. Sure enough it was 1 - 1 at th e death. However, it's sod's law that even Jonah couldn't sink every ship he went on. At least he put the penalty away.

 

[Spurlock]

It doesn’t seem to me as though they’re very grateful, Bruv.

I’m hoping people aren’t going to try to shoot the messenger.

Naaah bro no shooting here...I'm rolling a spliff and chillaxing. We don't need to wum the England team...there's Skiddy and his latest **** ups to have a laugh at don't forget lol

 

[Spurlock]

Eh up, lads!

The board’s dickhead racist is here.

Told you

 

[NSIS]

****!

You’re as joyless as Bambi.

Are you Bambi in disguise?

You pissed mate?

 

[Spurlock]

Ffs Danny Murphy with his City & Guilds fcking commentary on the highlights.

Propa boring bastard

 

[Spurlock]

You pissed mate?

I reckon Hiag has enjoyed the Malt

 

[Libby]

If this works ill change my name to 'I love Milk's penis' until Saturday.

I'm a man of my word

****ing unvelievable, the adrenaline was unreal and still buzzing now. I mean, we actually won a pen shootout

It's ****ing coming home lads

 

[Treble]

Propa boring bastard

Yep... and tries to make the bleedin obvious sound like it's insightful.