England v Columbia last 16

****!

You’re as joyless as Bambi.

Are you Bambi in disguise?

 

let's enjoy the win for England...the lads have been backing the Spurs boys wearing the 3 Lions...You enjoying the Malt too much

 

I haven’t lived in a bedsit since University.

Do you dream about living in one? Is that why you’re having a pop?

 

when even your fellow spurs fans take objection it's time to take notice,

 

It doesn’t seem to me as though they’re very grateful, Bruv.

I’m hoping people aren’t going to try to shoot the messenger.

 

University

 

Were you like...Mouser twat...or was that just me?

 

Anyway fck this bollox.

Next game... Loftus Cheek for Alli. Rashford instead of Sterling. PLEASE!

 

Dave Sanchez unfortunately showed why us Spurs lads rate him so highly. Thought he was magnificent for Colombia tonight. It was the one time I was hoping he’d be ****

 

...and time to prove I’m not a hypocrite, and keep playing the same game I’ve played from day one.

It’s only words on a screen, Little Urn. Don’t let it upset you.

 

Eh up, lads!

The board’s dickhead racist is here.

 

Ffs Danny Murphy with his City & Guilds fcking commentary on the highlights.

 

Hoddle is the worst pundit/co-commentator ever let near a microphone. I genuinely cringe whenever he comments on a tackle/foul. The one who falls down is never at fault and is always entitled to be on his back. Sorry to say I also cringed when Southgate put Dier on. Again I do not rate the bloke as an England player and commented to her who must be obeyed that he was Jonah with disaster waiting to happen. Sure enough it was 1 - 1 at th e death. However, it's sod's law that even Jonah couldn't sink every ship he went on. At least he put the penalty away.

 

Naaah bro no shooting here...I'm rolling a spliff and chillaxing. We don't need to wum the England team...there's Skiddy and his latest **** ups to have a laugh at don't forget lol

 

Told you

 

You pissed mate?

 

Propa boring bastard

 

I reckon Hiag has enjoyed the Malt

 

I'm a man of my word

****ing unvelievable, the adrenaline was unreal and still buzzing now. I mean, we actually won a pen shootout

It's ****ing coming home lads

 

Yep... and tries to make the bleedin obvious sound like it's insightful.