Off Topic Michael McIntyre.

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Stewie will be the same.

Can’t sing, can’t play guitar, can only name one song.

I can think of many.

I had an uncle who once played for Red Star Belgrade.

One of the greatest lines ever written, as is;

I look like Robert De Niro, I drive a Mitsubishi Zero.

Used to love Billy Bragg, might have to re visit his work.
 
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Bragg is a stupendous singer songwriter and one of the most authentic voices of English folk music of the last 50 years.

If you don't get his politics fair enough but listen to some of his love songs before you write him off.

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How can you lie there and think of England, when you don't even know who's in the team?

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I know people whose idea of fun,
Is throwing stones in the river in the afternoon sun.
Oh let me be as free as them,
Don't let her pass this way again.
 
Unfunny fat ****er has a sly dig at Hull at his recent show at the Leeds arena. The local scum lapped it up apparently.

A week later gets mugged at knifepoint directly outside of his house/ mansion in front of his young son in broad daylight in leafy, trendy North London by a gang on mo peds.


The irony is so thick you can almost taste it.

Should move to ‘ the village’, at least there he can pay for protection from The Don.
His voice irritates the **** out of me.

He should be mugged every time he opens his mouth. That'd learn him.
 
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According to Stewart Lee, who says the same about Jack Whitehall and Frankie Boyle.

He became famous doing stand-up on the circuit and he obviously didn't start off with a team of writers.

He's not my cup of tea and I can't ****ing stand Jack Whitehall, but the criticism from other comedians is often just driven by jealousy.

I don't think it's jealousy, far more successful comedians criticise them too. Ricky Gervais is bigger than the three of them combined and he hates it.

Comedians with writers are like what One Direction are to music, they please the masses and make people happy but they have very little talent to speak of.

The fact he cane up through the clubs means he made a conscious decision at some point that if he wasn't good enough to make it to the top in his own so hired help.
 
I don't think it's jealousy, far more successful comedians criticise them too. Ricky Gervais is bigger than the three of them combined and he hates it.

Comedians with writers are like what One Direction are to music, they please the masses and make people happy but they have very little talent to speak of.

The fact he cane up through the clubs means he made a conscious decision at some point that if he wasn't good enough to make it to the top in his own so hired help.

I bet the likes of Harry Enfield and Steeve Coogan are gutted to find out they're the One Direction of comedy.
 
I don't think it's jealousy, far more successful comedians criticise them too. Ricky Gervais is bigger than the three of them combined and he hates it.

Comedians with writers are like what One Direction are to music, they please the masses and make people happy but they have very little talent to speak of.

The fact he cane up through the clubs means he made a conscious decision at some point that if he wasn't good enough to make it to the top in his own so hired help.

Which Clubs did 1D play prior to their big break?
 
No way on earth Frankie Boyle has a team of writers. I’m not having it. For starters there can’t be a “team” of people that warped. Google Frankie Boyle “Michael Jackson’s children’s hospital”