Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[PINKIE]

And Boom ! There we go. Juve 0-1 up in the first 5 mins.

 

[PINKIE]

Juve almost getting a second !

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Juve won't keep this up, Madrid have woke up now. Ronnie is gonna end Italian dreams tonight.

 

[PINKIE]

Both teams have come flying out of the blocks in this one.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Toni Kroos is the joint best midfielder in the world. I can't wait for him to join United in the summer.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

We haven't even had the SF draw yet and you're already predicting Armageddon

You're making my point perfectly about how funny your meltdown would be if they actually win it.

Actually, I wouldn’t melt down, Pix.

I’d be pointing to society having its meltdown with a knowing, yet resigned smile.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Toni Kroos is the joint best midfielder in the world. I can't wait for him to join United in the summer.

Kroos, Rose, Dembele, Dier, Kane... fcuk! You’re going to have a top team, Tel!

 

[Saintmagic]

Toni Kroos is the joint best midfielder in the world. I can't wait for him to join United in the summer.

Joint with Pogba?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Kroos, Rose, Dembele, Dier, Kane... fcuk! You’re going to have a top team, Tel!

WTF would we want with that rabble of bottlejobs?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Joint with Pogba?

Noooo I'm Tel not Matthew.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

WTF would we want with that rabble of bottlejobs?

Come off it, Tel!

You’d slam your knob in the door jamb if it meant you could get any of our lads, and you know it!

Let’s not embarrass each other by pretending that you wouldn’t.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Come off it, Tel!

You’d slam your knob in the door jamb if it meant you could get any of our lads, and you know it!

Let’s not embarrass each other by pretending that you wouldn’t.

You embarrass yourself all on your own you raging fluffer.

We turn your players into winners mind, so never say never.

 

[Spurlock]

Tel is just another version of Matthew

 

[Spurlock]

Come off it, Tel!

You’d slam your knob in the door jamb if it meant you could get any of our lads, and you know it!

Let’s not embarrass each other by pretending that you wouldn’t.

Tel wanted our whole team and Gaffer earlier this season

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Wow 2-0 Juve

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Tel wanted our whole team and Gaffer earlier this season

Toby I'd be happy with. Poch is probably still up there but I think I'd take others ahead of him now.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Tel is just another version of Matthew

United have you on the ropes lately mate, I barely have to blink and your fuse is popping. Shame that, you used to be so chilled.

 

[Spurlock]

United have you on the ropes lately mate, I barely have to blink and your fuse is popping. Shame that, you used to be so chilled.

I am chilled, I know you want to **** my face up with a Cheese grater though

 

[Spurlock]

Toby I'd be happy with. Poch is probably still up there but I think I'd take others ahead of him now.

Who?

 

[Spurlock]

Anyway, now that I've managed to rattle Tel...how's the footy coming along?