Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

And Boom ! There we go. Juve 0-1 up in the first 5 mins.

 

Juve almost getting a second !

 

Juve won't keep this up, Madrid have woke up now. Ronnie is gonna end Italian dreams tonight.

 

Both teams have come flying out of the blocks in this one.

 

Toni Kroos is the joint best midfielder in the world. I can't wait for him to join United in the summer.

 

Actually, I wouldn’t melt down, Pix.

I’d be pointing to society having its meltdown with a knowing, yet resigned smile.

 

Kroos, Rose, Dembele, Dier, Kane... fcuk! You’re going to have a top team, Tel!

 

Joint with Pogba?

 

WTF would we want with that rabble of bottlejobs?

 

Noooo I'm Tel not Matthew.

 

Come off it, Tel!

You’d slam your knob in the door jamb if it meant you could get any of our lads, and you know it!

Let’s not embarrass each other by pretending that you wouldn’t.

 

You embarrass yourself all on your own you raging fluffer.

We turn your players into winners mind, so never say never.

 

Tel is just another version of Matthew

 

Tel wanted our whole team and Gaffer earlier this season

 

Wow 2-0 Juve

 

Toby I'd be happy with. Poch is probably still up there but I think I'd take others ahead of him now.

 

United have you on the ropes lately mate, I barely have to blink and your fuse is popping. Shame that, you used to be so chilled.

 

I am chilled, I know you want to **** my face up with a Cheese grater though

 

Who?

 

Anyway, now that I've managed to rattle Tel...how's the footy coming along?