Off Topic Modern life

One for Quill, minor liberty with the thread title...

 

Technical question Ernie before I splash out on the platinum version.
Is it "backwardly compatible" 'cos I've got a few old ex-girlfriends I wouldn't mind reconnecting with ?
I've given up with "Friends Reunited"

 

You’re still using that ****ing Nokia?

 

I was showing my mate my phone the other day. "What do you think of this?" I asked him.
"It's a bit big innit" he said. "Anyway why the two suitcases? Going on holiday?"
" No" I replied..."These are the batteries"

 

I remember the school Summer holidays a couple of years ago when I said to my daughter "you haven't seen Eva and its the fourth week of the holidays have you fallen out, she replied " no we message each other all the time on fb" I said " she only lives four doors away".

 

Hi Happy , Its Girty , Notably I'm not Ernies technical advisor , But to ease your mindful fears , No worries mate about the specific of the " Backward " applique . Your IQ is NO match. You'll have her licked in that department.

 

It's a Motorola you techno phone. Honestly some dinosaurs on here

 

Techno phone

Haha you ****, brilliant.

Back to the phone, was sure you had a 3310.

My apologies.

 

I use the modern equivalent of Ceefax, for news sport and weather, several times on most days.


The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.

 

I'm 30, so I grew up just before social media hit.

I was 21 when I got Facebook and I use Instagram, Twitter and have Snapchat, but don't really 'get' it.

I genuinely think it's great platform if use correctly. Obviously there is downsides.

My biggest irritation is people blaming social media for relationship and friendship problems. It's not social media, it's people.

 

I love modern technology but I leave it at home. I don't even have a mobile phone. This is my social media.

 

Hate it , me and my mates only get together every few months these days and whenever somebody suggests going there I'm happy to leave it another 6 months

 

I love the possibilities IT affords but there are just too many options when trying to actually get something done. Also, I'm fraid I'm a bit of a parasite within the host as far as technology goes, I consume it but it all turns to **** and ends up with me having to factory reset or just bin the ****ing thing altogether.

 

He needed a lift to get it back in it’s pull along tartan trolley.

 

Snapchat’s great for sending vids or pics to your other half when you’re taking a **** & she’s shouting bollocks like “you gonna be in there all day?”

 

I am now wondering if I should mention to her I'm not the only person who does that.

My missus. Not yours.

That would be weird.

 

We should send each others one at the same time. Sync our ****s, so to speak. That's proper freak them out.

 

Swingers

 

Dumpers, I think you'll find we're known as.

Or crimpers.

We're not swinging them.