One for Quill, minor liberty with the thread title...
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Technical question Ernie before I splash out on the platinum version.It's part of my Integrated ****aid System ©, Haps.
If you go for the Platinum upgrade.
Opt for the basic silver level and you get the Robert Hoare doll instead.
S'ok, but you can't operate it remotely via a smart phone.
You’re still using that ****ing Nokia?What are your thoughts on drinking down prinny Ave dj? I think I know the answer.
A few posters on here have seen my phone. 13 years old and still going strong.
Hated it when game of thrones was on, would say to my lad, you coming down to watch it?
Nah streamed it already seen it...
****ing hate that.
You’re still using that ****ing Nokia?
Hi Happy , Its Girty , Notably I'm not Ernies technical advisor , But to ease your mindful fears , No worries mate about the specific of the " Backward " applique . Your IQ is NO match. You'll have her licked in that department.Technical question Ernie before I splash out on the platinum version.
Is it "backwardly compatible" 'cos I've got a few old ex-girlfriends I wouldn't mind reconnecting with ?
I've given up with "Friends Reunited"![]()
It's a Motorola you techno phone. Honestly some dinosaurs on hereYou’re still using that ****ing Nokia?
Techno phoneIt's a Motorola you techno phone. Honestly some dinosaurs on here

I bet people had the same whinges when you could have indoor plumbing saving you having to go outside, or could drive a car rather than walking, or any of the other huge benefits advances in technology or knowledge bring.
For the record, my old man still uses whatever the modern equivalent of Ceefax is to keep an eye on results on a weekend.
Despite sitting there with a tablet on his lap.
Hate it , me and my mates only get together every few months these days and whenever somebody suggests going there I'm happy to leave it another 6 monthsWhat are your thoughts on drinking down prinny Ave dj? I think I know the answer.
A few posters on here have seen my phone. 13 years old and still going strong.
Hated it when game of thrones was on, would say to my lad, you coming down to watch it?
Nah streamed it already seen it...
****ing hate that.
13 years old?
**** off...More like 33! it should be on antiques roadshow!
I'm 30, so I grew up just before social media hit.
I was 21 when I got Facebook and I use Instagram, Twitter and have Snapchat, but don't really 'get' it.
I genuinely think it's great platform if use correctly. Obviously there is downsides.
My biggest irritation is people blaming social media for relationship and friendship problems. It's not social media, it's people.
I am now wondering if I should mention to her I'm not the only person who does that.Snapchat’s great for sending vids or pics to your other half when you’re taking a **** & she’s shouting bollocks like “you gonna be in there all day?”
I am now wondering if I should mention to her I'm not the only person who does that.
My missus. Not yours.
That would be weird.
SwingersWe should send each others one at the same time. Sync our ****s, so to speak. That's proper freak them out.
Dumpers, I think you'll find we're known as.Swingers
Dumpers, I think you'll find we're known as.
Or crimpers.
We're not swinging them.
