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Barton Officially Gone.

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Nads, Aug 26, 2011.

  1. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    haha it's never ****ing boring where the NE football is concerned mate.

    Plus if I wanted to get all serious with the chappmeister, I could have pointed out that Tiote can make up for any lost Rhamadan days after the football season is finished.

    Also I didn't realise Richardson had converted to being a Muslim after that goal against your lot, I knew there had to be a reason he's been so ****e since.
     
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  2. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Pretty sure that only applies to women who have their period during Ramadan. Because they can't fast when they're having their period so they just do that week after Ramadan. The whole point of Ramadan is working hard and feeling with the poor by not eating and drinking.

    Not sitting in an air conditioned room watching Sky all day.
     
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  3. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    Too true, I wouldn't have it any other way though and I'm sure most wouldn't <ok>

    Now that explains Richardson but what about the rest of them? They are all muslims are they? ;)
     
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  4. MackemsRule

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    Pretty sure you're totally wrong and can't be arsed to google it. <ok>
     
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    Fixed.
     
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  6. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Well as young Sess was brushing past Barton and Tiote as if they didn't exist I'm assuming he isn't. :p
    Tiote trying to get a piggy back couldn't stop him. :)

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    And if that's the case then why are ALL Muslim footballers in the league fasting?
     
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  8. MackemsRule

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    Isn't part of it being of pure heart and deed?
    Every foul must lose him a virgin in heaven. :p
     
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    Yes but I don't think any living man can spend a day without imagining a naked woman in his head. So everyone fails at that part.

    Only achievable thing is to fast and that is clearly affecting players' performances.
     
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  10. MackemsRule

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    If you are really that naive, you probably think it's bullshit about the Sheiks coming to London ordering crate full's of champagne and £5000 a night hookers.
    Of course footballers are much more devout and clean living though. <ok>
     
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  11. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    Hmmm, think I was too busy celebrating this beauty to care about that:

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    I don't.

    Some of the rich Saudis don't give a **** about fasting or anything else but their money. Don't think you should generalize though. Some make believe sheikhs and footballers are kind of different , I hope you understand.
     
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  13. MackemsRule

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    Something else happened in that match?
    I'm pretty sure the highlights were Sess's mazey runs.
    Nothing else could have happened, or my carer would have told me.
    But then she has been warned I have to avoid disappointment at all costs.
     
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  14. MackemsRule

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    Yeah mate I understand, I just didn't realise Tiote was make believe. :p
     
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    *Sighs*
     
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    Well my rambling are getting posted, totally unedited by my brain, time for bed methinks.
     
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  17. MackemsRule

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    **** me bonny lad that was the most girly response ever. hahahahahaha
     
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  18. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    Did you see some scousers header was cleared off the line illegally by Larsson aswell, not sure who the scouser was but I hear hes quite the character <ok>
     
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    No , it's just tiring trying to educate you.
     
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    Oh I saw that!
    Bloody vicious scouser, attacking poor Larsson with the ball, Luckily Larsson was quick enough to get his hand up to protect himself.
    He even ran across and told the linesman the nasty man had tried to hit him in the face with the ball.
    Then Larsson was pointing at his head and trying to describe the bully by telling him the guy had a really **** haircut. <ok>
     
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