Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
Some of you have already worked out that once again Scousehampton have come back to take one of our own, albeit via the alternative route of joining them via North London. They so clearly want to become us that I am now convinced their kit next season will be red and white stripes.
The new line up is now;
Keeper
Clyne. VvD. Lovren. LB
The Ox. Twat Beard. . Midfielder
Mane. . Forward
Doing The Lambert Walk
He is off to start a new career at Anfield on Monday. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
It sounds like a fabulous opportunity, but your mission, should you choose to accept it, must also include finding out if they have a ****ing scouting department and then promising us to put a virus on their computer to divert them away from St Mary’s!!! Watching your career grow from a far is quite exciting and I’m sure that I’ll end up sat in my arm chair as an old man, watching you present on Match of the Day!
Good luck Connor - I wish you every success off the pitch and that the team continue to flatter to deceive on it.

Some of you have already worked out that once again Scousehampton have come back to take one of our own, albeit via the alternative route of joining them via North London. They so clearly want to become us that I am now convinced their kit next season will be red and white stripes.
The new line up is now;
Keeper
Clyne. VvD. Lovren. LB
The Ox. Twat Beard. . Midfielder
Mane. . Forward
Doing The Lambert Walk
He is off to start a new career at Anfield on Monday. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
It sounds like a fabulous opportunity, but your mission, should you choose to accept it, must also include finding out if they have a ****ing scouting department and then promising us to put a virus on their computer to divert them away from St Mary’s!!! Watching your career grow from a far is quite exciting and I’m sure that I’ll end up sat in my arm chair as an old man, watching you present on Match of the Day!
Good luck Connor - I wish you every success off the pitch and that the team continue to flatter to deceive on it.

You said you loved us you prick 