Spurs or Sex?

[Dier Hard]

Hi guys,

So after a little conversation with a fellow Yid - (Spursroo - have to credit you for the idea mate!), we felt my username was good enough to start a little debate with.

So here's the situation - You've got tickets to a Spurs game, as your just about to put your trainers on ready to make your way to the Lane, your missus (or fella - I'm not sexist ) who happens to be a SKY Sports News Presenter (you can state who it is) walks into the room and offers you a night you'll never forget, but only on this night!

What do you do???

Enjoy the debate guys, thought it'd be a bit different from the general "who's gonna sign before the end of the window" and "will Modric stay" stuff.

 

[LockStock]

Give her 15 minutes that she won't forget . . . .


then go to the match.

 

[Patsbighands]

5mins then off to the match the the result in sex is always the same unlike footy

 

[Roo]

it depends who the "missus" is. if this is totally hypothetical and it's a one night only experience with your favourite girl/guy in the world, or spurs playing in the CL final* - this would cause me huge problems.

my "quagmire" like nature might result in me abandoning my beloved Tottenham. Giggedy.

*awaiting huge abuse from opposing fans such as "Your ****, you'll never be in the CL final." - well guys, I've got there first.

 

[No Kane No Gain]

Spurs game.

 

[CanarySpurs]

As long as it wasn't some ****ty Carling Cup game against Yeovil or something, it'd have to be Spurs.

 

[Dier Hard]

It has to be Spurs.

She'll be there when I get back.

Haha brilliant!

 

[NSIS]

If it's on the Tele, and so long as I can see over the top of her head.....

 

[Roo]

right SoS, you've got me.

Millie Clode.

sorry fellow yido's.

 

[Dier Hard]

If it's on the Tele, and so long as I can see over the top of her head.....

Just got a weird look in the office when I started laughing randomly at the computer screen!

 

[Roo]

If it's on the Tele, and so long as I can see over the top of her head.....

hahahahahahahaha! i'm sure seeing over the top of her head wouldn't be an issue mate!

unless your choice is Rihanna. her forehead is like the back of a spoon and might cause problems.

yet she's still a cracker, which doesn't make a lot of sense, i know....

 

[Patsbighands]

If it's on the Tele, and so long as I can see over the top of her head.....

I was thinking more of seeing over the top of her bum.

 

[KingHotspur]

I'd choose the Match over Snatch

 

[No Kane No Gain]

 

[Dier Hard]

I'd choose the Match over Snatch

 

[Billy The Spur]

Snatch for me, can watch the match on MOTD or Football First.

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

I thought Sky Sports were responsible for shafting fans, not the other way around...

 

[Roo]

snatch for me, can watch the match on motd or football first.

"lad"

 

[SolidSpur]

I'd have the shag.

Then catch MOTD later.

 

[RoryAllen the legend!]

my missus comes to some of the games so i could 'do' both!!!.... trouble is we in the family stand, anyone wanna swap tickets for a home game?