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Spurs or Sex?

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Dier Hard, Aug 26, 2011.

  1. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Hi guys,

    So after a little conversation with a fellow Yid - (Spursroo - have to credit you for the idea mate!), we felt my username was good enough to start a little debate with.

    So here's the situation - You've got tickets to a Spurs game, as your just about to put your trainers on ready to make your way to the Lane, your missus (or fella - I'm not sexist ;) ) who happens to be a SKY Sports News Presenter (you can state who it is) walks into the room and offers you a night you'll never forget, but only on this night!

    What do you do???

    Enjoy the debate guys, thought it'd be a bit different from the general "who's gonna sign before the end of the window" and "will Modric stay" stuff.
     
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  2. LockStock

    LockStock Well-Known Member

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    Give her 15 minutes that she won't forget . . . .


    then go to the match.
     
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  3. Patsbighands

    Patsbighands Well-Known Member

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    5mins then off to the match the the result in sex is always the same unlike footy
     
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  4. Roo

    Roo Well-Known Member

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    it depends who the "missus" is. if this is totally hypothetical and it's a one night only experience with your favourite girl/guy in the world, or spurs playing in the CL final* - this would cause me huge problems.

    my "quagmire" like nature might result in me abandoning my beloved Tottenham. Giggedy.

    *awaiting huge abuse from opposing fans such as "Your ****, you'll never be in the CL final." - well guys, I've got there first.
     
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  5. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Spurs game.
     
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  6. CanarySpurs

    CanarySpurs Active Member

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    As long as it wasn't some ****ty Carling Cup game against Yeovil or something, it'd have to be Spurs.
     
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  7. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Haha brilliant!
     
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    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    If it's on the Tele, and so long as I can see over the top of her head.....
     
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  9. Roo

    Roo Well-Known Member

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    right SoS, you've got me.

    Millie Clode.

    sorry fellow yido's.
     
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  10. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Just got a weird look in the office when I started laughing randomly at the computer screen!
     
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  11. Roo

    Roo Well-Known Member

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    hahahahahahahaha! i'm sure seeing over the top of her head wouldn't be an issue mate!

    unless your choice is Rihanna. her forehead is like the back of a spoon and might cause problems.

    yet she's still a cracker, which doesn't make a lot of sense, i know....
     
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  12. Patsbighands

    Patsbighands Well-Known Member

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    I was thinking more of seeing over the top of her bum.
     
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  13. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    I'd choose the Match over Snatch
     
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  14. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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  15. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. Billy The Spur

    Billy The Spur Well-Known Member

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    Snatch for me, can watch the match on MOTD or Football First.
     
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  17. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    I thought Sky Sports were responsible for shafting fans, not the other way around...
     
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  18. Roo

    Roo Well-Known Member

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    "lad"
     
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  19. SolidSpur

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    I'd have the shag.

    Then catch MOTD later.

    <ok>
     
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  20. RoryAllen the legend!

    RoryAllen the legend! Member

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    my missus comes to some of the games so i could 'do' both!!!.... trouble is we in the family stand, anyone wanna swap tickets for a home game?
     
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