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Spurs or Sex?

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Dier Hard, Aug 26, 2011.

  1. Roo

    Roo Well-Known Member

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    the same question should be asked on the arsenal forum. "arsenal or sex?"

    As things stand, surely "Sex" would be a white wash wouldnt it?

    s'cuse the pun. wheeeyyyyy!
     
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    Arsenal or sex?
    You could always combine the two.
    Arse sex.
     
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  3. Roo

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    could this swing your decision?

    http://www.theimproper.com/film/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/nicky-whelan-2.jpg
     
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    hahahahahaha PNP you never fail. so simple, yet genius.
     
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    It still annoys me that somebody gets paid to take photos like that.
    It annoys me more that someone else probably had the job of lightly spraying her with water.

    How the hell do you justify that to your missus when you get home?
    "What did you do today at work, darling?"
    "Erm..."

    This one takes the biscuit, though.

    please log in to view this image


    How is that a job?!
     
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  6. Roo

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    she's outstanding eh?

    I think a few more images on this thread would have got people thinking otherwise...
     
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    hahaha, what's the relevance of the guy in this photo? she could have done that herself!

    on another note.... what it with that random stain on his right arse cheek?

    yes.... I noticed a stain on his right arse cheek. Awaiting the gay abuse...
     
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    I think it's just water, Spursroo.
    He is standing in a fountain, after all.

    Having said that, maybe she had a feel in return?
     
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    <laugh>

    You've only got to hold out til Tuesday or Wednesday.
    With the bank holiday, the early the better, eh?
     
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    do you reckon his shorts were the wrong way round at the time, too?
     
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    I didn't say what she felt!
    Boobs for bum.
    Tit for... tat?
     
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    Depends if busting the back door open is on offer! :D
     
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    dont be fooled... that tight leather/PVC skirt could be a decoy. There could be a massive C*ck tucked away, thus creating a "Mangina".

    why didnt anyone think of this before? Water PNP?, come on! she's the culprit! :p
     
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    Russell Brand must've got a shock.
     
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    a shock? i doubt it. I dread to think what that bloke has got up to in his past!

    (hadn't actually realised that was Katy Perry BTW.)
     
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    I had a dream date like that once, though it didn't involve Spurs. The girl had the courtesy to pass out on me while leaving my big toe free to turn on the television and watch the Olympic ice hockey gold medal game. (Don't ask me why I really wanted to see that...)
     
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    I'd say sorry but you will have to miss your night to remember, but don't worry this will not be your last chance I will try to fit you in some other time.
     
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    Find a live feed on t'internet, bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states whilst watching the screen over her shoulder....

    obvious really.
     
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