Off Topic Cars

Don’t let the K-tard find out, he’s been after some meet up action for months.

 

**** off I did!

 

When I met RHC in Cardiff he asked how he would recognise me, I told him I'd wear a flower in my hair. He was genuinly worried for a bit.

 

He’s having his legs chopped in half tomorrow, whilst conscious, which is nice.

 

Que?

 

Is he really Scouse?

 

RHC is having both his knees replaced, without a general anaesthetic

 

Epidural mate..

 

Yeah.

 

So I'd have this over the others mentioned on here going on the pics posted, do you lot think its nice?

 

Yeah I know, but they use ****ing chisels

 

It’s a Dodge mate, it won’t go round corners, it’s a big lump of Sherman grunt with all the subtlety of a pissed up redneck. It’s a no from Tobes.

 

A mate had his hip replaced under epidural. He said he could hear all the sawing and grinding, etc...

 

RHC has already had the hip done the same way, he said the same, **** that lol.

 

I've never driven one but would love to have a go.

 

I hired a standard trim Charger on a road trip over there, very dull and a bit of a lump.

 

I just like the look of it, it looks mean! I take it I'd have to buy a baseball cap in order to drive it?

 

And grow some facial hair too..then you be lookin the bomb in that.

 

Not unless he lives in Croydon, **** knows who the guy is, but the girl is a blind busker.

 

Sounds to me like you've shagged her.