Finger up the Anus

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Continuing my theme of fingers up the 'arris I had to go to hospital with intense stomach pains (which turned out to be kidney stones, not nice) and during the initial examination the doctor was a giant African chap and he said that I might have to have my rectum checked. The fecker had hands like shovels and fingers like bananas so naturally I wasn't looking forward to him poking the farter. Lying there for ages then a different doctor comes in and she's a very small Asian lady with little hands and slim fingers to when she said that she'd be doing the internal check I was most relieved. Unlike my two other bottom related posts I didn't get to enjoy this one as I was still in agony as the pain killers hadn't yet kicked in.

These are my three medically related anus stories. I've rolled them all out at various times over the years to much hilarity (ok, not much).
 
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GroveRanger said:
Continuing my theme of fingers up the 'arris I had to go to hospital with intense stomach pains (which turned out to be kidney stones, not nice) and during the initial examination the doctor was a giant African chap and he said that I might have to have my rectum checked. The fecker had hands like shovels and fingers like bananas so naturally I wasn't looking forward to him poking the farter. Lying there for ages then a different doctor comes in and she's a very small Asian lady with little hands and slim fingers to when she said that she'd be doing the internal check I was most relieved. Unlike my two other bottom related posts I didn't get to enjoy this one as I was still in agony as the pain killers hadn't yet kicked in.

These are my three medically related anus stories. I've rolled them all out at various times over the years to much hilarity (ok, not much).
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They would be hilarious if you were raped to death.

In their current form your stories are ****ing tragic <doh>
 
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