Finger up the Anus

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Anyone had a finger up the anus.....for medical not sexual purposes?

With the news BBC Bill is ****ed with the cancer it may be worth having the prostate checked guise.:emoticon-0172-mooni

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My old firm used to offer a Well Man service where you'd get a full check up in a private clinic. The first one was done by some giant ape so I declined his offer of the finger up the pooper but on the second one the doctor was an American bird and I couldn't get my pants down quick enough. She gave the jewels a juggle and on went the glove for a check of the prostate, lovely. Third time was in Harley Street but the doctor was a fat old mess and thankfully she said at my age I probably didn't even need one.

Fast approaching the age now where I'll be looking into having this done every year, bloke at work did and they found it in time to stop it going out of control.

I must say that indulging in a bit of pokey-botty-w.ankery would serve you well in the long run as it gets you used to foreign objects up the Gary.
 
gas said:
I'm considering getting it checked out but have concerns the apointment may fall on a bad piles day :emoticon-0107-sweat
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I'd had what I thought might be some sort of hernia up the wrong-un so went to the GP. The normal Indian chappy wasn't there but a vision in a ponytail and a tight black turtle-neck jumper was on duty. She asked what the trouble was and I explained that I thought I might have injured myself while moving furniture as the pain in the tradesman's only happened afterwards. She said that I'd need to drop the trousers for a look and quick as a flash I said that the pain had also affected my front parts and groin area too. Laid on my side as she poked around the ring-piece with a nicely lubed finger and then laid back while she gave the chap and his two chums a good going over. Asked me to get dressed just as I became tumescent in her hands.

Turned out I'd got a case of the Emma Freud's possibly made worse by the heavy lifting. As I was moving furniture due to buying a new house it was, sadly, the first and last time said Doctor was seen. True story folks.
 
GroveRanger said:
I'd had what I thought might be some sort of hernia up the wrong-un so went to the GP. The normal Indian chappy wasn't there but a vision in a ponytail and a tight black turtle-neck jumper was on duty. She asked what the trouble was and I explained that I thought I might have injured myself while moving furniture as the pain in the tradesman's only happened afterwards. She said that I'd need to drop the trousers for a look and quick as a flash I said that the pain had also affected my front parts and groin area too. Laid on my side as she poked around the ring-piece with a nicely lubed finger and then laid back while she gave the chap and his two chums a good going over. Asked me to get dressed just as I became tumescent in her hands.

Turned out I'd got a case of the Emma Freud's possibly made worse by the heavy lifting. As I was moving furniture due to buying a new house it was, sadly, the first and last time said Doctor was seen. True story folks.
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Jesus Christ your life is tragic <doh>
 
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