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Finger up the Anus

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by gas, Mar 6, 2018.

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    ???
     
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    GroveRanger, Mar 6, 2018
  2. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Toley Fart, Mar 6, 2018
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  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I had a nurse do the finger up by ****ter a few years ago, sadly she was not a looker, so no erection from me
     
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  4. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Continuing my theme of fingers up the 'arris I had to go to hospital with intense stomach pains (which turned out to be kidney stones, not nice) and during the initial examination the doctor was a giant African chap and he said that I might have to have my rectum checked. The fecker had hands like shovels and fingers like bananas so naturally I wasn't looking forward to him poking the farter. Lying there for ages then a different doctor comes in and she's a very small Asian lady with little hands and slim fingers to when she said that she'd be doing the internal check I was most relieved. Unlike my two other bottom related posts I didn't get to enjoy this one as I was still in agony as the pain killers hadn't yet kicked in.

    These are my three medically related anus stories. I've rolled them all out at various times over the years to much hilarity (ok, not much).
     
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    GroveRanger, Mar 7, 2018
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  5. bayernkenny

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    Feel like I have just watched an episode of 'Ben (f****n') Casey'!
     
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    bayernkenny, Mar 7, 2018
  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    They would be hilarious if you were raped to death.

    In their current form your stories are ****ing tragic <doh>
     
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  7. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Am I the only **** on here who hasn't had a finger up his arse?
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Mar 7, 2018
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  8. Toby

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    ^^^^ Non-**** <doh>
     
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    FUt1.jpg
     
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  10. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Just put a finger up the bum as I had a **** their. Thought of you all and this thread as I did it. XX
     
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  12. Strange Nipples ST

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  13. King Ossie64

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    My doctor was spot on with mine and with only one look told me they were internal ones. I asked him how he could see with his bollocks in the way. <yikes>
     
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    King Ossie64, Mar 7, 2018
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No, you are the only arse who hasn't had a finger up his **** <ok>
     
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    Archers Road, Mar 9, 2018
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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  18. Tina.

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    He’s had more than a finger up it. #fist
     
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  19. If in doubt

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^

    Pretending she doesn't like one in the bum
     
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