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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 20, 2018.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ^^^^ **** :)
     
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  2. Let's take those in turn:-

    Expensive Merc - you don't know what cars I currently own, let alone which car I currently drive. You would have seen photos of two or possibly three cars that I owned at one point in time, and which I no longer own
    6' 2" - that was all tied up with Pix exaggerating my schoolboy boxing comment, and expanding it into my being a "bare knuckle boxer" (I added to it with a suggestion that I was called Tyler, a false name I gave myself so that Pixie wouldn't find me on the San Fran Marathon register)
    Week retreats - you know nothing about what property or my wife own, since I have never put this kind of information up on my FB pages
    Corporate Boxes - ditto - I don't put anything relating to my business up on my FB pages, so you would know absolutely nothing about any of this

    Please, don't stop. What other bits of non-information did you find out about me from things that I didn't post on my FB pages?
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Watch HIAG now try and milk this situation to try and score some points.

    Daft **** is fooling nobody. <laugh>
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    <laugh>

    Clutching at straws here. Stop trying so hard to catch me out, yes I think that joke is fine.
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    That's very helpful for our current conversation. Thanks.
     
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  6. brb

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    Peace resumed after last night - this morning HiaG returns along with the haymakers, he never learns.
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... all I got from that rather garbled 'turgid prose' ... is that you have bought some cars, some property and a wife? ... have I misunderstood? <whistle>
     
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  8. brb

    brb CR250

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    Incoming call...

    Hi dad

    You're not my son, you are like this to me...

    Line goes dead
     
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  9. Let's take all of those in turn:-

    No hot pussy - how do you know? Apart from the fact that the entire "hot pussy" was clearly a piss-take (which everyone will now appreciate bearing in mind the types of gigs that my band plays), how do you know who attends our gigs? What about the festivals we've played? Don't you think there would have been at least a couple of decent ladies?
    No supermodel wife - she's a super model to me
    I didn’t kek my pants - yes, yes you did
    No £80k merc - I have never paid £80k for a car, even for the supercars that I have owned. I said that a number of times. Trust me, you don't know what at I currently drive.
    No coastal mansion - not a mansion (that was hyperbole), but how do you know what property I or my wife own?
    No helicopters - you were the one who said I flew a helicopter, not me. This was yet more exaggeration from you, after I said that I had taken a helicopter trip over the Grand Canyon. I do have a friend who has two helicopters and I borrowed his persona for all that "whirly bird" **** when engaging in that particular banter
    No bareknuckle boxing - again, hyperbole from you, after I told you that I had boxed as a schoolboy
    No hot shot lawyer - really? define "hot shot"
    No pro referee
    No lavish offices - I never said I was a pro. But you did discover that I ref'ed, didn't you, Chuckles?
    And on it went - University? Marathons I ran? Famous people I know? These are the things that really cut you.

    The fact is, Pix, that you have had a massive chip on your shoulder about me since the very start of this site. I have ripped into Arsenal and Wenger since those early days, using wit and charm, and his has grated on your tits. You have done just about everything you can to try to get back at me. Because you cannot beat me using wit, you have resorted to cheap and nasty personal attacks and insults.

    And even in that you have ****ed up.
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    I loved your mum ... several times ... and that's why it hurt so much when you banned me, your old man, just for calling you Barbie ... you seem to have forgotten that we called you Barbara right up until you turned 10, as we weren't sure which way you wanted to go - especially after you chose to support a team that sounds like a girl's name <ok> <smooch>
     
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I don't know my real dad, last I heard he was dead. #truestory
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ^^^^ upload_2018-3-5_10-55-10.jpeg ^^^^
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Can you keep things to 20 words or less, I'm getting bored within a line or two and missing all the relevant points if indeed there are any?
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Hi son .. was close but I'm still here <ok>
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    <laugh> ... was it the turgid prose?
     
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  16. Actually, Pix - yes, I am.

    It is the fact that you will not accept that which makes your "apology" disingenuous.
     
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  17. luvgonzo

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ^^^^ rattled and ranting.

    You seem to protest just a little bit too much mate. You got caught out making stuff up, simple. :)
     
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  19. luvgonzo

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    Better. <ok>
     
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  20. Tobes

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    Stop digging ffs mate <laugh>
     
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