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I have to say in the outside world the word **** is an absolute no no for me, only if I'm very angry would I use it. On here I use it all the time. I moaned to brb one time (ages ago) about the use of the word nonce (iirc) and he, quite rightly, told me that worse is said in football grounds and to stop being precious about it. Since then I have different standards about what is used.

^^^^ **** :)
 
Most of it is, expensive Mercs, 6'2", Slim, Model partner, week-end retreats, corporate boxes...Shall I stop?

Let's take those in turn:-

Expensive Merc - you don't know what cars I currently own, let alone which car I currently drive. You would have seen photos of two or possibly three cars that I owned at one point in time, and which I no longer own
6' 2" - that was all tied up with Pix exaggerating my schoolboy boxing comment, and expanding it into my being a "bare knuckle boxer" (I added to it with a suggestion that I was called Tyler, a false name I gave myself so that Pixie wouldn't find me on the San Fran Marathon register)
Week retreats - you know nothing about what property or my wife own, since I have never put this kind of information up on my FB pages
Corporate Boxes - ditto - I don't put anything relating to my business up on my FB pages, so you would know absolutely nothing about any of this

Please, don't stop. What other bits of non-information did you find out about me from things that I didn't post on my FB pages?
 
Nope ... I've checked back and there are no exact same statements ... please be more exact in future ... especially when it comes to your 'last post' on a thread ... unless, of course, 'last' means last before the next one <ok>

Thanks :emoticon-0103-cool:

Watch HIAG now try and milk this situation to try and score some points.

Daft **** is fooling nobody. <laugh>
 
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Let's take those in turn:-

Expensive Merc - you don't know what cars I currently own, let alone which car I currently drive. You would have seen photos of two or possibly three cars that I owned at one point in time, and which I no longer own
6' 2" - that was all tied up with Pix exaggerating my schoolboy boxing comment, and expanding it into my being a "bare knuckle boxer" (I added to it with a suggestion that I was called Tyler, a false name I gave myself so that Pixie wouldn't find me on the San Fran Marathon register)
Week retreats - you know nothing about what property or my wife own, since I have never put this kind of information up on my FB pages
Corporate Boxes - ditto - I don't put anything relating to my business up on my FB pages, so you would know absolutely nothing about any of this

Please, don't stop. What other bits of non-information did you find out about me from things that I didn't post on my FB pages?

... all I got from that rather garbled 'turgid prose' ... is that you have bought some cars, some property and a wife? ... have I misunderstood? <whistle>
 
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Seeing as you ask:

No hot pussy
No supermodel wife
I didn’t kek my pants
No £80k merc
No coastal mansion
No helicopters
No bareknuckle boxing
No hot shot lawyer
No pro referee
No lavish offices
And on it went

Like most people said, there was an element of truth to what you’d said, albeit massively embelshied to the point of incredulity.

There was no destruction when the true the came out. You seem to be doing alright but you’re a middle of the road joe who tried to make themselves appear superior to everybody else. <ok>

Let's take all of those in turn:-

No hot pussy - how do you know? Apart from the fact that the entire "hot pussy" was clearly a piss-take (which everyone will now appreciate bearing in mind the types of gigs that my band plays), how do you know who attends our gigs? What about the festivals we've played? Don't you think there would have been at least a couple of decent ladies?
No supermodel wife - she's a super model to me
I didn’t kek my pants - yes, yes you did
No £80k merc - I have never paid £80k for a car, even for the supercars that I have owned. I said that a number of times. Trust me, you don't know what at I currently drive.
No coastal mansion - not a mansion (that was hyperbole), but how do you know what property I or my wife own?
No helicopters - you were the one who said I flew a helicopter, not me. This was yet more exaggeration from you, after I said that I had taken a helicopter trip over the Grand Canyon. I do have a friend who has two helicopters and I borrowed his persona for all that "whirly bird" **** when engaging in that particular banter
No bareknuckle boxing - again, hyperbole from you, after I told you that I had boxed as a schoolboy
No hot shot lawyer - really? define "hot shot"
No pro referee
No lavish offices - I never said I was a pro. But you did discover that I ref'ed, didn't you, Chuckles?
And on it went - University? Marathons I ran? Famous people I know? These are the things that really cut you.

The fact is, Pix, that you have had a massive chip on your shoulder about me since the very start of this site. I have ripped into Arsenal and Wenger since those early days, using wit and charm, and his has grated on your tits. You have done just about everything you can to try to get back at me. Because you cannot beat me using wit, you have resorted to cheap and nasty personal attacks and insults.

And even in that you have ****ed up.
 
You brought my mum into the convo, so as a joke by your standards whether alive or dead that's fine <applause>

I loved your mum ... several times ... and that's why it hurt so much when you banned me, your old man, just for calling you Barbie ... you seem to have forgotten that we called you Barbara right up until you turned 10, as we weren't sure which way you wanted to go - especially after you chose to support a team that sounds like a girl's name <ok> <smooch>
 
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Let's take all of those in turn:-

No hot pussy - how do you know? Apart from the fact that the entire "hot pussy" was clearly a piss-take (which everyone will now appreciate bearing in mind the types of gigs that my band plays), how do you know who attends our gigs? What about the festivals we've played? Don't you think there would have been at least a couple of decent ladies?
No supermodel wife - she's a super model to me
I didn’t kek my pants - yes, yes you did
No £80k merc - I have never paid £80k for a car, even for the supercars that I have owned. I said that a number of times. Trust me, you don't know what at I currently drive.
No coastal mansion - not a mansion (that was hyperbole), but how do you know what property I or my wife own?
No helicopters - you were the one who said I flew a helicopter, not me. This was yet more exaggeration from you, after I said that I had taken a helicopter trip over the Grand Canyon. I do have a friend who has two helicopters and I borrowed his persona for all that "whirly bird" **** when engaging in that particular banter
No bareknuckle boxing - again, hyperbole from you, after I told you that I had boxed as a schoolboy
No hot shot lawyer - really? define "hot shot"
No pro referee
No lavish offices - I never said I was a pro. But you did discover that I ref'ed, didn't you, Chuckles?
And on it went - University? Marathons I ran? Famous people I know? These are the things that really cut you.

The fact is, Pix, that you have had a massive chip on your shoulder about me since the very start of this site. I have ripped into Arsenal and Wenger since those early days, using wit and charm, and his has grated on your tits. You have done just about everything you can to try to get back at me. Because you cannot beat me using wit, you have resorted to cheap and nasty personal attacks and insults.

And even in that you have ****ed up.

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Let's take all of those in turn:-

No hot pussy - how do you know? Apart from the fact that the entire "hot pussy" was clearly a piss-take (which everyone will now appreciate bearing in mind the types of gigs that my band plays), how do you know who attends our gigs? What about the festivals we've played? Don't you think there would have been at least a couple of decent ladies?
No supermodel wife - she's a super model to me
I didn’t kek my pants - yes, yes you did
No £80k merc - I have never paid £80k for a car, even for the supercars that I have owned. I said that a number of times. Trust me, you don't know what at I currently drive.
No coastal mansion - not a mansion (that was hyperbole), but how do you know what property I or my wife own?
No helicopters - you were the one who said I flew a helicopter, not me. This was yet more exaggeration from you, after I said that I had taken a helicopter trip over the Grand Canyon. I do have a friend who has two helicopters and I borrowed his persona for all that "whirly bird" **** when engaging in that particular banter
No bareknuckle boxing - again, hyperbole from you, after I told you that I had boxed as a schoolboy
No hot shot lawyer - really? define "hot shot"
No pro referee
No lavish offices - I never said I was a pro. But you did discover that I ref'ed, didn't you, Chuckles?
And on it went - University? Marathons I ran? Famous people I know? These are the things that really cut you.

The fact is, Pix, that you have had a massive chip on your shoulder about me since the very start of this site. I have ripped into Arsenal and Wenger since those early days, using wit and charm, and his has grated on your tits. You have done just about everything you can to try to get back at me. Because you cannot beat me using wit, you have resorted to cheap and nasty personal attacks and insults.

And even in that you have ****ed up.

Can you keep things to 20 words or less, I'm getting bored within a line or two and missing all the relevant points if indeed there are any?
 
Let's take all of those in turn:-

No hot pussy - how do you know? Apart from the fact that the entire "hot pussy" was clearly a piss-take (which everyone will now appreciate bearing in mind the types of gigs that my band plays), how do you know who attends our gigs? What about the festivals we've played? Don't you think there would have been at least a couple of decent ladies?
No supermodel wife - she's a super model to me
I didn’t kek my pants - yes, yes you did
No £80k merc - I have never paid £80k for a car, even for the supercars that I have owned. I said that a number of times. Trust me, you don't know what at I currently drive.
No coastal mansion - not a mansion (that was hyperbole), but how do you know what property I or my wife own?
No helicopters - you were the one who said I flew a helicopter, not me. This was yet more exaggeration from you, after I said that I had taken a helicopter trip over the Grand Canyon. I do have a friend who has two helicopters and I borrowed his persona for all that "whirly bird" **** when engaging in that particular banter
No bareknuckle boxing - again, hyperbole from you, after I told you that I had boxed as a schoolboy
No hot shot lawyer - really? define "hot shot"
No pro referee
No lavish offices - I never said I was a pro. But you did discover that I ref'ed, didn't you, Chuckles?
And on it went - University? Marathons I ran? Famous people I know? These are the things that really cut you.

The fact is, Pix, that you have had a massive chip on your shoulder about me since the very start of this site. I have ripped into Arsenal and Wenger since those early days, using wit and charm, and his has grated on your tits. You have done just about everything you can to try to get back at me. Because you cannot beat me using wit, you have resorted to cheap and nasty personal attacks and insults.

And even in that you have ****ed up.

^^^^ rattled and ranting.

You seem to protest just a little bit too much mate. You got caught out making stuff up, simple. :)
 
Let's take all of those in turn:-

No hot pussy - how do you know? Apart from the fact that the entire "hot pussy" was clearly a piss-take (which everyone will now appreciate bearing in mind the types of gigs that my band plays), how do you know who attends our gigs? What about the festivals we've played? Don't you think there would have been at least a couple of decent ladies?
No supermodel wife - she's a super model to me
I didn’t kek my pants - yes, yes you did
No £80k merc - I have never paid £80k for a car, even for the supercars that I have owned. I said that a number of times. Trust me, you don't know what at I currently drive.
No coastal mansion - not a mansion (that was hyperbole), but how do you know what property I or my wife own?
No helicopters - you were the one who said I flew a helicopter, not me. This was yet more exaggeration from you, after I said that I had taken a helicopter trip over the Grand Canyon. I do have a friend who has two helicopters and I borrowed his persona for all that "whirly bird" **** when engaging in that particular banter
No bareknuckle boxing - again, hyperbole from you, after I told you that I had boxed as a schoolboy
No hot shot lawyer - really? define "hot shot"
No pro referee
No lavish offices - I never said I was a pro. But you did discover that I ref'ed, didn't you, Chuckles?
And on it went - University? Marathons I ran? Famous people I know? These are the things that really cut you.

The fact is, Pix, that you have had a massive chip on your shoulder about me since the very start of this site. I have ripped into Arsenal and Wenger since those early days, using wit and charm, and his has grated on your tits. You have done just about everything you can to try to get back at me. Because you cannot beat me using wit, you have resorted to cheap and nasty personal attacks and insults.

And even in that you have ****ed up.

Stop digging ffs mate <laugh>