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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Feb 1, 2018.

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  1. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Mercs are ****ing worse mate.

    Lovely cars but they'd lose it of some twat spat on the road on front of them!
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    A lot of it comes down to having the right tyres too. In the UK we just don’t really need winter tyres so people get caught out when it snows.

    I drove a 2WD Kia in Poland on proper spiked winter tyres and that handled it fine.
     
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  3. Sweats

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    Well I’ve bought the cat. She is ****ing lush.
     
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    Does it smell of cigars and golf gloves?
     
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  5. Burly Hurley

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    Good golf clubs would draw the line at black alloys <whistle>
     
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  6. Sweats

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    Roll ups.

    No golf equipment in it as yet.
     
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  7. Sweats

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    That said the woman I bought it off plays off 12.
     
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    Frightfully déclassé old boy.
     
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    They allow women on the course down there??
    <yikes><yikes>

    Sounds like the alloys are the least of your worries!!




    Nice car though Sweats!!!
     
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  10. Sweats

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    I bloody love it..

    Picked it up from derby then went for lunch in Birmingham city centre. My suspicions were correct, People on the road are nicer to you in a jag than they were in the Beamer.
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Was the insurance expensive?
     
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    It’s because they assume you’re old mate.

    Leave a trilby on the back parcel shelf for added safety <ok>
     
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  13. PINKIE

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    Pair of leather driving gloves on the dash will also ensure no **** prangs it with his door at the supermarket too.
     
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    Must admit that I had that reservation when I was looking at Jags the other day. I’m older than Sweats but not by much!
     
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    I don’t think anyone would look at my jag and think I was a pensioner. 40 yr old having a mid life crisis perhaps.
     
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    I had a Volvo once, went up in flames even though it was a diesel. The fire was so bad it closed the A470 and made the news.
     
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    Should have waited until you got home to light the BBQ mate
     
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    Put the Beamer up for sale today.. I do actually miss it. Engine is more growly than the jag.
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    What Jag you having?
     
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    Go back a page and there is a pic of her.
     
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