Saints Stuff

Man flu is a near death experience that only blokes understand. Nearly as painfull as being a Saints supporter?

 

I apologise as a woman for daring to appropriate such a serious male complaint.

 

And Man Flu has been reported as being real, following research that appears to show that men are actually the weaker sex, with regards to flu.
Probably weaker in a lot of other areas as well, as a result of the wimp effect that manifests during an “illness”.

 

I always throw a gout attack into a conversation with ladies about child birth pain. It never wins me any friends, but a few startled looks from any sheepish looking men present

 

I had 7 kidney stone in a 6 year period when I was 27.

That smarted, particularly the last nugget that the hospital missed and was somewhat large.

Think i’ll spare you the detail, only to say my lips looked like Mick Jagger after a heavy weekend.

 

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/16042911.Saints_star_caught_speeding_at_56mph_in_30mph_zone/

We could do with 6 points!

 

How come the fine was £750? I thought new, stricter financial penalties based on % of salary were being enforced.

 

I see that Newcastle away has sold out. I think we only took 1600 tickets.

 

I assume the discretion is with the Magistrates and depends on each situation.

 

I saw that, any idea of what it sold out to?

 

I'll cover your gout and raise you a slipped disc!

 

Not sure, but I have a vague recollection that we only took 1600 tickets.

 

Yeah we definitely did take the smaller allocation as we do for all northern aways that offer it. Just curious if it was still at sth or member etc.

 

Nah, I'm neither and got mine a week ago.

 

What's your plan? Stupidly I'm down south the week before so it's not like I saved myself an epic journey . PS I'm on a 5 match winning run.

 

I’m driving up with my mate and his lad - they are Toon fans. Will be a mare of a journey home for somebody. Do you go anywhere for a drink before hand? Not that I can drink

 

Did someone say Saints were heading off for some sun?
Better take their brollies to Spain.

¡Es una gran noticia! La lluvia será la protagonista esta próxima semana. Lloverá en toda España, siendo nuestra zona en la que menos lo hará y acumulando más de 400 litros por metro cuadrado en algunas zonas del sur de Castilla y León y registrando bastante lluvia también en las cabeceras de los ríos como será el caso del Segura.

Sin duda, una gran noticia después de un largo periodo de escasez de lluvias. El mapa indica la lluvia acumulada hasta el miércoles aunque podrá seguir lloviendo prácticamente toda la semana.

 

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.