Holidays

& *****s

 

FFS....spastic boy titles it holidays but he was actually working

This is another room in the house story

I knew something wasn't right about his story when he said how amazing Rome was, then i questioned his consideration of Naples.

 

Is there a full moon or something?

 

Time for more meds

 

Agadir is nice - bit like Spanish resorts without all the fanny spanner British tourists.
My cousin went on honeymoon to Goa and they returned after two days because "it was a third world shirt ty shanty Town with hardly any white people". Every family has a ****** and its taken nigh on fifty years to finally realise that it isn't me

 

A ga dir dir dir push pineapple shake the tree

 

More like A ga dir dir dir drink the water get diaohrreah.... I was one of the few delegates at our meeting that didn't go down with it!

 

don’t tell me the other 5 have the same birthday?

 

I went to Santa Eulalia in Ibiza last year and there were hardly any British scum there actually. Mostly Spanish, German and Russian iirc

 

Was that not a song by Black Lace?

 

Love Goa. Been 4 times. People there are fantastic.

 

The man's a ****ing moron Gambol Says everything that they rejigged their finances and went to Fuerteventura instead.

Mind you I can't talk - my summer holiday is going to be in Scotland...

 

Is it not full of pakis?

 

Full of smelly Indians ya racist.

 

West Highland Way - Milngavie to Fort William.

 

Canny wait to hear you pronounce milngavie

 

Mulgow so I'm told - but I shall just say that big town beginning with M just outside Glasgow!

 

It’s mill-guy xx

 

Will just point it out and pretend I am French....