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Toby said:
I was working whilst I was there. I run IT for a large company on my own and they needed my help.
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FFS....spastic boy titles it holidays but he was actually working <doh>

This is another room in the house story <laugh>

I knew something wasn't right about his story when he said how amazing Rome was, then i questioned his consideration of Naples.
 
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brb said:
FFS....spastic boy titles it holidays but he was actually working <doh>

This is another room in the house story <laugh>

I knew something wasn't right about his story when he said how amazing Rome was, then i questioned his consideration of Naples.
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Time for more meds <ok>
 
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Agadir is nice - bit like Spanish resorts without all the fanny spanner British tourists.
My cousin went on honeymoon to Goa and they returned after two days because "it was a third world shirt ty shanty Town with hardly any white people". Every family has a ****** and its taken nigh on fifty years to finally realise that it isn't me <somersault>
 
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Dan Starkey 2 said:
Agadir is nice - bit like Spanish resorts without all the fanny spanner British tourists.
My cousin went on honeymoon to Goa and they returned after two days because "it was a third world shirt ty shanty Town with hardly any white people". Every family has a ****** and its taken nigh on fifty years to finally realise that it isn't me <somersault>
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A ga dir dir dir push pineapple shake the tree <diva>
 
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Tina. said:
A ga dir dir dir push pineapple shake the tree <diva>
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More like A ga dir dir dir drink the water get diaohrreah.... I was one of the few delegates at our meeting that didn't go down with it!
 
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Mick O'Toon said:
You'll probably think I'm a freak but me sister has the same birthday as me only a year older, Irish twins they're called, me dad always away and maybe only got the ride once a year <laugh>
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don’t tell me the other 5 have the same birthday?

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I went to Santa Eulalia in Ibiza last year and there were hardly any British scum there actually. Mostly Spanish, German and Russian iirc
 
Dan Starkey 2 said:
Agadir is nice - bit like Spanish resorts without all the fanny spanner British tourists.
My cousin went on honeymoon to Goa and they returned after two days because "it was a third world shirt ty shanty Town with hardly any white people". Every family has a ****** and its taken nigh on fifty years to finally realise that it isn't me <somersault>
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Was that not a song by Black Lace?
 
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Dan Starkey 2 said:
Agadir is nice - bit like Spanish resorts without all the fanny spanner British tourists.
My cousin went on honeymoon to Goa and they returned after two days because "it was a third world shirt ty shanty Town with hardly any white people". Every family has a ****** and its taken nigh on fifty years to finally realise that it isn't me <somersault>
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<laugh>

Love Goa. Been 4 times. People there are fantastic.
 
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Gambol said:
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Love Goa. Been 4 times. People there are fantastic.
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The man's a ****ing moron Gambol <laugh> Says everything that they rejigged their finances and went to Fuerteventura instead.

Mind you I can't talk - my summer holiday is going to be in Scotland...
 
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