Excellent - sounds my type of place**** City is what I call it
The man's a ****ing moron GambolSays everything that they rejigged their finances and went to Fuerteventura instead.
Mind you I can't talk - my summer holiday is going to be in Scotland...
Is it not full of pakis?
Yes - she's buying up every bottle of Rohypnol in the UK to make sure I cannot get my hands on anyDoes Tina know?

West Highland Way - Milngavie to Fort William.
You know @Dan Starkey 2 is male?You'll pass my gaff, make sure I get a visit Dan.
Can I visit Russ ?If you are driving Dan it's a slight detour (10 miles) but my door's always open and the kettle's always on.
....which would explain the recent spate of burglaries.
It might be the biggest but it’s only seven miles wide!!
When in Rome do some part time IT work?

or alternatively while in Rome just speak English 
All the more helpful if you can speak fluent Frenchor alternatively while in Rome just speak English
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I must admit that the comment did confuse me slightly. I was not aware that Rome was famed for it's indigenous French population.
Next time i'm in Holland I'll be sure to try out my German.

Dev performing a rusty trombone on Kev