It's like you're tying to wind me up in some weird way. I was bitter when Newcastle were in the Champions league every year, but you're Leicester City. There's nothing there, I don't feel anything for you. Sorry
Hell yes ... we had a forward line against Fleetwood in the FA Cup that cost £60 million ... but couldn't make our first team ... That's double what our title winning squad cost us
No probs .... our clubs seem to be heading in different directions ... that's life ... I've got cousins in Accrington, if you fancy the away game and need a place to stay over, let me know
Yeah go on then. The crack on here would be tremendous if I drilled one of your cousins. I don't even care what gender they're. All about the bantz
Adrien Silva, Portugese European Champions winner, Vicente Iborra, former Seville captain, Aleksander Dragovic, Austrian International defender ... not to mention the fabulous young talent coming through ... the quality speaks for itself ...
... good luck with Eugene ... He's 6ft 7" plays Rugby League and his mum is from St Lucia ... suspect he'll be doing most of the drilling and you'll be walking like John Wayne for a month ..
Demarai Gray, Kelechi Iheanacho, Fousseini Diabate ... the future is bright... it's quick ... and conservatively worth a £100 m in today's market ... obviously you'd get more for Lee Caterpillar I'll concede ... but you have to cut your cloth to fit your suit
... no need ... he's pulled .. although he might be walking a tad awkwardly in all honesty ... could fix you up for some sloppy seconds? ... you might need some knee pads mind
Gotta love those mackems ... not me obviously ... I'm old school preferring a hairy growler .. but my cousin Eugene ain't so particular and don't mind educating those inked up shaven headed types when it comes to the art of love ... looks like I've snared him a couple of tighties
.... a bit scary tbh... like a baby's arm clutching an orange ... nothing that a butterfly plaster won't fix .. don't sweat it ... actually do ... might help ..
