Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Virtual Vin Diesel? ... turned out to be more of a hybrid, part petrol, part marshmallow ...

 

Taking part is about the limit of your dreams these days in the league tbh.

 

Yeah you ****s better win too actually, don't be putting in another Bournemouth performance

 

Worry about your relegation battle mate, were good up here ta

 

Both got to get through first, of course.

 

Aye we were ****ing **** against Bournemouth

 

I am mate hence me saying it's the most important game this week

Who you gonna sign players from if we go down though?

Yeah so no repeats fella cheers

 

I have just informed Wenger that Libby is going to go ****ing mental if he ****s it up

 

Udders will be up for it tonight, they'll see how **** we were vs WBA and smell blood.

 

They're pretty **** like most of the league really. Get an early goal and you'll trounce them.

West Ham scored 4 there recently ffs

 

I would have been confident until the WBA game, just have to hope that was a blip.

 

Cheers mate, if he values your friendship then he'll make sure you perform so you don't get the brunt of it.

This is on your head now I hope you realise

 

You'll walk it tonight fella. Guaranteed 3 points. Easy game. I'm expecting you to batter them.

 

****ing hopefully mate. We're incapable of beating any of the top 6 so we really you don't need you lot giving them away to every Tom, Dick and Harry

 

That's fine mate.

 

I'm not even ****ing about with the jinx bollox, I'll just be glad when this one is over.

 

Who mentioned jinx ?

****, you just did. Bad move Luv

#jinx

 

You've no one left worth buying.​

What's happened to all the money youve had off us the last few years anyways?

 

What's #SuckMyAstroKlopp said on the matter?

 

Need doing the right thing and keeping quiet.