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brb said:
Basically the story goes that HiaG has been boasting for eternity, some truth's, some lies, in my opinion what didn't help him, certain online people that have met him, started to confirm some of his stories. Thus enabling people to establish the truths from the lies. Now when you start revealing your profession, tie that in with the fact you gig, then your mates start confirming your locations, all you need then is a...

Algorithm and hey presto you have a match!

Of course all this happens over time, a very long time, but HiaG has been boasting for years, but eventually bit by bit the jigsaw comes together.

Much the same way I keep warning Pete, but Pete is just Naive, whereas HiaG likes to boast - and that's when you become a danger to yourself, when you are also naive how internet search engines work, if you know how to work the algorithm's.

Now most wum masters back in the BBC606 days would have fcked off under this revelation and recreated themselves a new persona, but noooooo, not our HiaG he thinks he is GOD and protected by law.

Well as used to happen in the BBC606 days and this is a true story...I'm just awaiting for the nightly pizza delivery orders now to turn up to his home address (I don't think anyone knows his address <laugh> ), plus for the postman to be turning up each morning with endless various sized dildo's for him and the police couldn't do fck all about it, despite it being reported to them <whistle>

The moral of the story is if you are going to play the long game of the boastful wum master, eventually it is going to come back and bite you big style and i honestly feel HiaG's wum master days are now sadly over... :)

Disclaimer; HiaG is not a real person it is an online internet persona. No details above were revealed that HiaG has not publically displayed about himself or by friends on this forum. HiaG is not real, HiaG is God. HiaG the self confessed wum master...R.I.P <peacedove>
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Right, time to level with you all.

I have been boasting outrageously and telling you all a bunch of porky pies. In fact, there is nothing genuine about me, at all. HIAG is a complete lie.

I am not a lawyer. I wouldn't know my briefs from my elbows.

Neither do I play guitar. I can barely hold a spoon, let alone even play that. So, that means all the adoring pussy was nothing more than fantasy.

As for the guns, the flash motors, the medals, and the whirly-bird, well... my 8 year old has all of those in his toy box. Other than that, they existing only inside my head.

Except, of course, I don't have a son. For that, I'd need a lady to have sexual intercourse with me, and that simply hasn't happened, and probably won't ever happen.

I have asked brb to protect my identity, because I am ashamed of who I am.

Lads, I expect you all to respect that, yeah? Well, you had better, because if you don't brb will put you in the Cooler for 6 months. Those were his words, not mine.

As for me, I'm glad I finally got all of this off my chest. It's been a burden to me for a long time. Now, I can make a clean start. I'm just one of the lads, now. Not a wum master. I'm just me - plain old HIAG.

Anyway, thanks for listening, lads. It really means a lot to me.
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**** off and bring the old HIAG back. I don't like new HIAG.
 
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BobbyD said:
i know you can't handle that job properly and it shouldn't be down to you do it.

Just make me a superuser and i will do the dirty work for you BRB

I'm pretty much a Gill as well as i live just up the road
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I have the badge already mate
 
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brb said:
The problem he has is he relies on me to silence the troops, which is an impossible task. Obviously i will do what i can but his choices are limited, because HiaG was built on boastfulness and goading others, the problem is every time he tries that now, people will play on what they know and i can't be here 24/7 and i'm not going to ban every poster to save one. There may sadly have to be the ultimate sacrifice :(
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So basically HIAG needs to shut the **** up moaning or he gets banned. Got it <ok> @Hoddle Is A God
 
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Now and again I might need 'old' Hiag to assist me...ignore me if I PM you at those times, Hiag. I respect your wishes to be a changed man.

Will have to just hold them meetings(PMs) between Sky n me, now


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