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[luvgonzo]

No! brb gave a general warning to a everybody including you.

Great so we can all get along, it's good to know that you will no longer be abusing Haig at every opporunity.

 

[brb]

Right, time to level with you all.

I have been boasting outrageously and telling you all a bunch of porky pies. In fact, there is nothing genuine about me, at all. HIAG is a complete lie.

I am not a lawyer. I wouldn't know my briefs from my elbows.

Neither do I play guitar. I can barely hold a spoon, let alone even play that. So, that means all the adoring pussy was nothing more than fantasy.

As for the guns, the flash motors, the medals, and the whirly-bird, well... my 8 year old has all of those in his toy box. Other than that, they existing only inside my head.

Except, of course, I don't have a son. For that, I'd need a lady to have sexual intercourse with me, and that simply hasn't happened, and probably won't ever happen.

I have asked brb to protect my identity, because I am ashamed of who I am.

Lads, I expect you all to respect that, yeah? Well, you had better, because if you don't brb will put you in the Cooler for 6 months. Those were his words, not mine.

As for me, I'm glad I finally got all of this off my chest. It's been a burden to me for a long time. Now, I can make a clean start. I'm just one of the lads, now. Not a wum master. I'm just me - plain old HIAG.

Anyway, thanks for listening, lads. It really means a lot to me.

'Plain old HIAG' - yeah well you got that bit right

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Great so we can all get along, it's good to know that you will no longer be abusing Haig at every opporunity.

And it's also good to know you won't be **** stirring it up at every opportunity too.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

'Plain old HIAG' - yeah well you got that bit right

Oi less of the plain...

 

[luvgonzo]

And it's also good to know you won't be **** stirring it up at every opportunity too.

I don't **** stir. I'm just pointing out that you cannot abuse Haig right now, I'm sure that if you wanted to you'd have the stones so you probably agree that all this is for the best.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

'Plain old HIAG' - yeah well you got that bit right

I won't lie, brb.

Not any more.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I don't **** stir.

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[luvgonzo]

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Now, now don't start abusing me because you haven't got the courage to stand by your convictions.

 

[brb]

Poor HiaG, we are not out of January yet and he's already taken a beasting

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Poor HiaG, we are not out of January yet and he's already taken a beasting

It's been for my own good, mate.

 

[luvgonzo]

It's been for my own good, mate.

It has made you a better person.

 

[brb]

It's been for my own good, mate.

Have the pizza deliveries been turning up yet?

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Now, now don't start abusing me because you haven't got the courage to stand by your convictions.

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[luvgonzo]

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Why are you calling @brb a ***got?

 

[Commachio]

Poor HiaG, we are not out of January yet and he's already taken a beasting

He's took one for the whole month so far. The gimpy ****er

 

[Libby]

Poor HiaG, we are not out of January yet and he's already taken a beasting

^^ getting a semi about the turn this thread has taken making for a potential twenty pager.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Have the pizza deliveries been turning up yet?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Have the pizza deliveries been turning up yet?

No, thankfully you managed to put a stop to it all before it got that far.

 

[brb]

No, thankfully you managed to put a stop to it all before it got that far.

not606 members flying squad...

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[brb]

^^ getting a semi about the turn this thread has taken making for a potential twenty pager.

He had to go and outshine Fosse