2018 AWARDS...

Right, time to level with you all.

I have been boasting outrageously and telling you all a bunch of porky pies. In fact, there is nothing genuine about me, at all. HIAG is a complete lie.

I am not a lawyer. I wouldn't know my briefs from my elbows.

Neither do I play guitar. I can barely hold a spoon, let alone even play that. So, that means all the adoring pussy was nothing more than fantasy.

As for the guns, the flash motors, the medals, and the whirly-bird, well... my 8 year old has all of those in his toy box. Other than that, they existing only inside my head.

Except, of course, I don't have a son. For that, I'd need a lady to have sexual intercourse with me, and that simply hasn't happened, and probably won't ever happen.

I have asked brb to protect my identity, because I am ashamed of who I am.

Lads, I expect you all to respect that, yeah? Well, you had better, because if you don't brb will put you in the Cooler for 6 months. Those were his words, not mine.

As for me, I'm glad I finally got all of this off my chest. It's been a burden to me for a long time. Now, I can make a clean start. I'm just one of the lads, now. Not a wum master. I'm just me - plain old HIAG.

Anyway, thanks for listening, lads. It really means a lot to me.

 

So let me get this right...is he in the cooler? Is he allowed back so long as he's some kind of 'new Hiag'

Have you vowed to protect the 'new' Hiag from the troubles of the 'old' Hiag?

Edit: the man has just posted...I'm sure that will answer my queries

 

One more thing, lads...

If there's an award for "Most Honest and Improved Poster," please bear me in mind, yeah?

Thanks, lads.

 

It takes a lot for you to come clean you have my respect for that. If Ginge or Piskie wade in with abuse they should be dealt with by a swift 24 hour ban.

 

^rattled

 

Yes, I think you are right, Luvvy.

I shouldn't be the only one who has to learn a lesson, here.

 

It was a good gig bro.

I will retire the helicopter gif

 

Surprisingly, not, Libby.

I feel like a massive weight has been lifted off my shoulder.

I feel reborn.

 

wow. this is a revelation. I held you on a pedastool before and now you just threw it all away.

I'm not sure i can trust anyone anymore on this forum, you're all a bunch of liars

 

@brb will remove the "Rock God" from your name, I suggest something simple but I'm not sure what?

 

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A talking fried egg, well done.

 

Yep.

You were a good wing-man, Bruv. The best, in fact.

We had some great times! Something to tell the kids.

Well, it's something to tell your kids, as I'm never going to have any, obviously.

Let's get together sometime and talk about our exploits... the ownings and the wummings, and the rag-dollings...

All in the past, now, Bruv.

Alas.

 

Only Skiddy could double post n **** it up

 

He's only human, Libby.

We all make mistakes, my friend.]

Let he who has never double-posted cast the first stone, yeah.

 

He's put a full stop in now. It's a pity new Haig doesn't have any interest in the Wum **** up league.

 

#****stirringbastard

 

No.

I would want it to remain there as a constant reminder of the fraud that I have been.

 

At least this **** thread now has some posts.