You could always put her in touch with Peter Saxton... ...but you need to speak with, Dennis; this calls for a good drink.
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Which part of the road sign that states ROAD CLOSED do car drivers, and some lorry drivers, not understand? I have been watching cars go zooming down a road that has a sign at the top of it stating that the road is closed for 10 weeks. Then half way down the same road cones are spread across and again it states ROAD CLOSED. But because there is a gap in the cone spread across the road, car drivers think its there to go through, its there for contractors only. So we have a procession of cars driving through the gap only to have to do a 3 point turn to get out of the mess. Maybe there should have been a road sign for the drivers after doing a 3 point turn SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS, mind you they wouldn't have seen that either.