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    Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.

    Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook a meal.

    Husband: I know all that.

    Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?

    Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married
     
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    TIGERSCAVE, Dec 21, 2017
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    Lands on the up escalator too, so he can do it again!
     
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    When Harry isn't in the Leicester XI, we know why.
     
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    A bloke I used to work with did exactly that at old street tube station, after a 5 aside league awards do, with almost exactly the same results. He was so pissed he hardly felt it but the next day he couldn't move.
     
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    I can't stop laughing at this, or maybe I have just had to much red wine?
     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., Dec 25, 2017
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    I’m sober and I just laughed. Christ that means I need to start drinking as well.
     
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    Welsh Police free sex slaves from brothel.




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    Breathalyse that driver...
     
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    That's just ****ing hilarious <laugh>
     
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    Not often I burst out laughing in a red wine down the T-shirt kind of way!
     
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