Shíte patter

[Mick O'Toon]

Do you have a match mate?

Aye your arse and my face llf

Naw hoad on, that's no right, och!

Have you got a light,Mac?
No I've only a brown overcoat.

 

[Gambol]

At the supermarket self checkout when yer buying booze and it has to be confirmed by a member of staff...

Are you sure you're over 18? ha ha ha
**** off ya stupit cheeky wee boot

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Do you deliver?

No we dae chickeen
We dae pork
We dae beef
And we dae plawns

 

[Strange Nipples ST]

Aldo orders his food from the local Italian Chinese takeaway.

 

[Tina.]

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My daddy just bought me these.

 

[Gambol]

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My daddy just bought me these.

Dining table and chairs?

 

[Tina.]

Dining table and chairs?

Naw lol

 

[Gambol]

Naw lol

Playing cards?

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Naw lol

We can see your reflection off the table!

 

[Tina.]

We can see your reflection off the table!

Nae luck eh lol

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Aldo orders his food from the local Italian Chinese takeaway.

Don't have such a thing roon my way. Just been told they are pecular to the parts of Edinburgh only the gayest of homosexuals frequent. Funny how you seem to know all about them ya fat fairy.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

We can see your reflection off the table!

Wid

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Nae luck eh lol

Reminds of a post last year, think it was Trev, posted his Christmas tree and in background was gay porn on the telly

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Putting unstable glass vessels with water in on padded dining room chairs is an accident waiting to happen.

 

[Tina.]

Putting unstable glass vessels with water in on padded dining room chairs is an accident waiting to happen.

It’s on the table, not on a chair.

 

[Gambol]

That chair has seen better days.

 

[Gambol]

Looks like spunk stains.

 

[rogueleader]

Putting unstable glass vessels with water in on padded dining room chairs is an accident waiting to happen.

And more likely to die from that than Islamic terrorism iirc.

 

[thefanwithnoname]

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My daddy just bought me these.

And money in an envelope?

 

[Tina.]

That chair has seen better days.

It’s the table that’s dirty. Never noticed it and fûck off.