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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Ya filthy midden.
     
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  2. Tina.

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    <laugh> wee fella ate his dinner up there. Messy wee fûck.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye, av never been too keen on havin rugrats in the hoose. Sticky paw prints and slebbers everywhere.
     
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  4. Tina.

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    We agree on something <yikes>
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <yikes>
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    *slevvers
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    *slabbers
     
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  8. Tina.

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    Only teuchters say slevvers. Slebbers or slabbers are acceptable.
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The square-headed laird of Campbelltown puts his foot in it again.
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    Maltese Mick puts his foot in it, I put my head in it <laugh> pmsl
     
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  11. Tina.

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    <laugh><applause>
     
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  12. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Is that a cat's heid at the bottom left of the photo?
     
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  13. Tina.

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    Ye lol I noticed it after gambol pointed out the maukit table.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^^ filthy midden
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    "I like kids. I couldn't eat a full one, though. Hahahaha!"
    "**** off, you prick."
     
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  16. Archers Road

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    You wan sore finger?
    Eh?
    Sore finger? On your sheeps? (holding up Sarsons bottle).
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Anybody sitting there mate?

    Aye the invisabul man!

    Aye! Well tell him tae get aff that ****ing seat before i take him and you outside and rip yer ****ing heeds aff ya fud.

    Och mate nea need for that i was jist joking.

    Naw ye wirny pal. Ye were being a dick noo **** up afore i shag you and yer ugly wife.
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    After seeing a ****e meme or gif on facebook, which is usually about drinking out of a glass that can fit a bottle of wine in it or one about not being able to get out of bed in the morning.

    "That is soooooooooooooo me pmsl"

    **** up, no **** cares.








    I wonder who the first person will be to reply "That is soooooooooooooo me pmsl" to this post. I reckon Gambol.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Correct.
     
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    That's So Raven.
     
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