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  1. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    I used to be like that but when my lass dry humps my leg i sometimes worry my 40 year old man piece is gona let me down.
     
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    Easy to put a stop to being pestered on an evening. Fart <laugh>
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh> just spilled my Guinness ya bugger!
     
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    It would work though wouldn't it? <laugh>
     
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  5. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Good shout mate ill try that mate. Ill stock up on the beans.
     
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    My ex was always horny and would do that. So many times I had to pretend I was asleep.
     
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    Devastating if implemented in bed.
     
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    Brian Storm, Dec 10, 2017
  8. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Hard work being a sexy fecker isnt it mate.

    I sometimes wish i was like Monty. 98 years old with balls like basket balls , unemptied since his his last sexual assault in 1995 with an inability to get a hard on.
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Ive got a night to myself tonight and im actually happy to be able to recharge.
     
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    It was. I don't know what happened to me. Age came along very fast <laugh>

    You still got the number mate?
     
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  11. Brian Storm

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    Bet you end up having a **** <laugh>
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>.
     
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    No mate i accidentally wiped my phone last month.
     
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    Div. Is your number still the same?
     
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    You're thinking about having one now just cause it was mentioned. Bet you can't stay off the frankie vaughan tonight <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    My Cocks as floppy as Rodwells spine. I couldnt even if i wanted to mate.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Mine should wear a ****ing cape after going all these years with nee dramas.

    I’m a firm believer in ‘if it smells alreet’.
     
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    Abit of Lynx Africa squirted on and jobs a gudn mate. Stings abit like.
     
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