you telling me steve mcqueen on the motorbike and james garner is the little airplane all happened?
I suppose you think we're at war with apes too...
No, we're not really at war with apes![]()

Carling off is it?Intending to have a bloody good drink tonight![]()
Intending to have a bloody good drink tonight![]()
They tried to bribe me to be santa at the kids' Christmas do yesterday afternoon. What do you think transpired?
You got pissed and nutted one of the kids?They tried to bribe me to be santa at the kids' Christmas do yesterday afternoon. What do you think transpired?

You got pissed and nutted one of the kids?![]()
They tried to bribe me to be santa at the kids' Christmas do yesterday afternoon. What do you think transpired?
Really hope you mean headbutted...
They were all describing how they thought it would go. People were preparing to video the whole thing.
Nah. I didn't do itThey were all describing how they thought it would go. People were preparing to video the whole thing.
"Get off my ****ing knee, you horrible little ****" and suchlike![]()
Do the youngsters really talk like that around there?
Luv is. They're moving in on his sheep![]()