They tried to bribe me to be santa at the kids' Christmas do yesterday afternoon. What do you think transpired?
All the kids asked "Why is Santa riding a mobility scooter instead of a sledge?" /Google image search did not let me down... please log in to view this image
Nah. I didn't do it They were all describing how they thought it would go. People were preparing to video the whole thing. "Get off my ****ing knee, you horrible little ****" and suchlike