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  1. saintanton

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    Really?
     
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  2. Zanjinho

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    No, we're not really at war with apes :bandit:
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Don't be so ****ing daft.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Don't be so ****ing daft.
     
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  5. saintanton

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    Phew.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Luv is. They're moving in on his sheep <ok>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Intending to have a bloody good drink tonight <ok>
     
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  8. saintanton

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    Carling off is it?
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Coffee mixed with Nocello is good.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    They tried to bribe me to be santa at the kids' Christmas do yesterday afternoon. What do you think transpired?
     
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  11. Zanjinho

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    They offered to top your Carling up with water to make it stronger and nicer?
     
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  12. organic red

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    You got pissed and nutted one of the kids? <confused>
     
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  13. Zanjinho

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    Really hope you mean headbutted...
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

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    All the kids asked "Why is Santa riding a mobility scooter instead of a sledge?"



    /Google image search did not let me down...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

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    Somewhere last night a kid posted to Twitter...

    #metoo
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nah. I didn't do it <laugh> They were all describing how they thought it would go. People were preparing to video the whole thing.
    "Get off my ****ing knee, you horrible little ****" and suchlike <laugh>
     
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  17. Zanjinho

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    Do the youngsters really talk like that around there?
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Actually, yes, they do.
     
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  19. luvgonzo

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    What you on about? Apes moving in on sheep?
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

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    Yep <ok>
     
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