Off Topic Are you a big Xmas spender?

[HarryTipper]

Some still think it gives you worms

I had worms once. Itchy buggers.

 

[Commachio]

I had worms once. Itchy buggers.

That was crabs

 

[HarryTipper]

That was crabs

Bloody hope not, I was about 5

 

[Commachio]

Bloody hope not, I was about 5

Must have been on the bog seat.

 

[luvgonzo]

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This is my actual Christmas turkey, met today. Weird.

I'm going to name the turkey, any suggestions?

 

[Spurlock]

I'm going to name the turkey, any suggestions?

Wifey

 

[seabreeze]

I'm going to name the turkey, any suggestions?

Skiddy ...

 

[luvgonzo]

Skiddy ...

I've heard he likes a good stuffing.

 

[seabreeze]

I've heard he likes a good stuffing.

I heard he's got a couple of cranberries in his pants .

 

[Burly Hurley]

I'm going to name the turkey, any suggestions?

Doubtful.....




he'll see Boxing Day.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Our milkman used to sell them..I knew it was going to be a bloodbath as soon as I saw him walking up the garden with a violently active potato sack over his shoulder

... I know what's coming ... you held his legs, your dad had the knife?

 

[Commachio]

I'm going to name the turkey, any suggestions?

Stevie G.

He always got stuffed.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Good luck mate....you'll need it. Them old timers were a bit raw....Turkey was minor...we did a sheep in the cellar once.

Thank **** I was at School that day

... similar Christmas to Bodinki's then? ... 'tho perhaps a different approach to 'basting' ...

 

[thefanwithnoname]

Stevie G.

He always got stuffed.

So did posh spice

Up the arse apparently

 

[FosseFilberto]

I'm going to name the turkey, any suggestions?

"Lucky" ...

 

[Commachio]

So did posh spice

Up the arse apparently

Wad.

 

[Spurlock]

... I know what's coming ... you held his legs, your dad had the knife?

Just give us the punchline Fosse

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[FosseFilberto]

Just give us the punchline Fosse

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...your dad's different to what I imagined ...

 

[Commachio]

...your dad's different to what I imagined ...

How did you imagine him?

 

[Stan]

How did you imagine him?