Pisses me off how some spots on the roads are dangerous to park on but it's ok if you're a pig....it's not dangerous anymore. Cops are only useful if you've just been killed
Chinese people who think they should help me occupy the 2sqft of space I'm standing in. We aren't penguins, this isn't the Antarctic, ****ing move!
Can't stand bitches who are initially happy when you tell them that you're happy how it is...chilling, ****ing etc and they nodding their head in agreement and responding with the same view. 2 weeks later they are falling out with you because you won't spend time with them. **** you...when I need some sex, I call you? Ok
People who steal the good line off you in a song when you're singing around the house, it's my ****ing song, go outside and sing your own ****!
Abso ****ing luteley. In a queue of any sort, supermarket checkout for instance, anyone who thinks they are within their rights to be breathing down my neck. Sorry, am I in your way or something? Get the **** out of my space.
People who walk really slowly, and people who just walk out of a shop without looking and step right in front of you! Millennials but the ones who have to tell you they are millenials Facebook statuses in general but in particular the people who have post congrats/happy birthday, post a collage of pics but they have to be in every pic with them - it's not about you!! People leaving matches early - especially when it's tight! People who support football teams with no affiliation to them at all....
Yeah what's all that about? I guarantee I get more reindeer socks this Xmas. What a ****e present, ****ers.
People that give **** xmas presents. and tight ****ers at works secret santa that think a box of chocolates from poundland will suffice.
I bin all ****e presents, worst last year was a smellies set deo and aftershave by some ****e brand like Old Spice.
