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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Nov 9, 2017.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    People who smoke directly outside of Tesco front door. Thanks for that pal that's just what my baby needs, a lung full of Lambert & Buttler.
     
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    Smokers in general, ****ing grow up.
     
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  3. Stan

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    ****s on a roundabout where two lanes filter into one and they try and squeeze ahead of you illegally. That one extra car length is going to make the journey so much shorter. You ****.
     
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  4. Stan

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    Smokers who smoke while driving, particularly if they've literally just got in the car.

    They've just spent 12 minutes in Home Bargains and think they will FACKING DIE if they don't have a *** right now.
     
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  5. Stan

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    Danny Dyer. ****.
     
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    I wonder if there are any smokers on here? It's something that really bugs me.
     
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  7. luvgonzo

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    Is that an impression or a suggestion?
     
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  8. Stan

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    I used to smoke and I loved it. I still miss it. But as you said, grow up.
     
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    The demonisation of smokers.
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    The lack of a capital punishment solution for smokers ....
     
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    Lefties
     
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  12. Spurlock

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    Good Moaning Bastards
     
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  13. Spurlock

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    This is a rip off of one of my threads btw!

    I can't stand ****ers who don't acknowledge you when you give them way.

    Rude mofo's, manners cost nothing...stupid ****s...we all in a hurry but I gave you way...so do the right thing...it's not all about you, bitch.
     
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    Init...man's talking bud bud all the way...even though he's on the phone you can see the ****er wobbling his head...his name? Dave....is it ****...more like Shrivanatpatu or something...Dave <doh>

    I've pulled one up on it...he asked me my name I said 'Shah Rukh Khan' he started laughing...I goes we can both lie motherfucking head wobbler
     
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  15. Skylarker

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    A car park situation - Disabled people that aren't properly disabled. ****ing ****ers.

    I'm looking for a space to park for 15 minutes and some posh ****er drives past in a Jag and pulls out a disabled badge. Parks up and jollies off into ASDA with his 'hidden disability' - yeah **** off mate.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

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    People who work in boutique shops and look down their noses at you. You're on £9 an hour you greasy little 3 stone pissbag.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

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    ^^^ Rattled by the blue badge.
     
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    Michael McIntyre does a good sketch about that.
     
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    ^^^ Owns a blue badge
     
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  20. Stan

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    2.47 onwards

     
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