Never second guess this board
Its like a dropout centre for every clubs resident troublemaker.
Off Topic Moaning bastard thread
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Never second guess this board
Its like a dropout centre for every clubs resident troublemaker.
I was on about on this board really tbf.
Though at one point on ours this Summer I did decide to be on thr wind up a lot to be fair
Got so much hate on our board this Summer, just cos I get on well with Sky. Was very odd.
People took things way too seriously this Summer.
Still a lot of decent posters though, just a few that take everything 100% serious.
Sky's wummery* (not a bloody word) was masterful at times though.
* wummery not the right word but I've drank too much for any good words to come to mind.
I hate the cold calls that are so obviously made to rip people off, I used to just say "**** off" and hang up, but nowadays i just let them prattle on and say "the" odd yes every so often, then when it gets to the part where they want my card number I give them a tirade of expletives.
It costs them more the longer I'm on the phone (Asia to the UK rates)so it's more satisfying.
I used to do a lot of sales both on the phone and door to door but still like wasting time sometimes if they're fishing. Best one is the 'accident' ones.
Caller: "Hello Sir we're calling about the car accident you were in"
Me: "I don't drive so haven't been in an accident"
Caller: "Oh umm sorry...umm... it may be your partner. Has your partner been in an accident recently?
Me: "Yeah and she passed, I'm actually in the middle of arranging her funeral do you ****ing mind?!"
*click*
My pet hate with phone calls, being Asian myself therefore not racist, is that your name clearly isn't Derek and if I am struggling to understand you but can speak your lingo why the **** will you pretend you didn't understand what I said and insist on speaking English, very ****ing badly
I feel sorry for my white bredren who don't or can't say "sorry pal but I haven't a clue what you said, and yes its the accent"
I feel sorry for my white bredren who don't or can't say "sorry pal but I haven't a clue what you said, and yes its the accent"
Yeah was very weird this Summer tbh mate. Sky's a top bloke though, I actually took him to the Watford game and introduced him to a few posters in the pub... they looked shocked to say the least... "This is my mate *real name*" and about a minute later "It's actually Skylarker btw"
Imagine how it will go next year if we went down
Never second guess this board
Its like a dropout centre for every clubs resident troublemaker.
Keep saying it but undoubtedly my favourite board on the site, always my first port of call too
I used to do a lot of sales both on the phone and door to door but still like wasting time sometimes if they're fishing. Best one is the 'accident' ones.
Caller: "Hello Sir we're calling about the car accident you were in"
Me: "I don't drive so haven't been in an accident"
Caller: "Oh umm sorry...umm... it may be your partner. Has your partner been in an accident recently?
Me: "Yeah and she passed, I'm actually in the middle of arranging her funeral do you ****ing mind?!"
*click*
Next time say yes you had an accident.
Some of the get all flustered as they don't expect it
Then they tell you to wait and put you through to a solicitor
Solicitor will come on and say I understand you have recently had an accident
Act all confused and say "but I told your colleague I don't have a license and never had a car"
Sometimes if I'm bored with time to kill I will just play dumb and go along for a good 20 or so minutes before telling them I'm only 14 when they try to close it
Keep saying it but undoubtedly my favourite board on the site, always my first port of call too
People who take this board seriously.
I used to do a lot of sales both on the phone and door to door but still like wasting time sometimes if they're fishing. Best one is the 'accident' ones.
Caller: "Hello Sir we're calling about the car accident you were in"
Me: "I don't drive so haven't been in an accident"
Caller: "Oh umm sorry...umm... it may be your partner. Has your partner been in an accident recently?
Me: "Yeah and she passed, I'm actually in the middle of arranging her funeral do you ****ing mind?!"
*click*
About a year ago the bus my Mrs was on got bit by a car, when the bus driver pulled up at a red light, the driver then requests all passengers names and addresses as they got off to get the replacement, a day later I get a call on the house phone from an solicitor that knew of the incident/accident and wanting to take on her case.
So I asked who had given them the information, "sorry sir we can't divulge that information", I said "well **** off then" and put the phone down, the only person that sold the info must have been the bus driver, so I phoned the bus garage and the boss said "no, my driver wouldn't do anything like that, you're mistaken", I wonder how much the **** got for selling on people's private info.
About a year ago the bus my Mrs was on got bit by a car, when the bus driver pulled up at a red light, the driver then requests all passengers names and addresses as they got off to get the replacement, a day later I get a call on the house phone from an solicitor that knew of the incident/accident and wanting to take on her case.
So I asked who had given them the information, "sorry sir we can't divulge that information", I said "well **** off then" and put the phone down, the only person that sold the info must have been the bus driver, so I phoned the bus garage and the boss said "no, my driver wouldn't do anything like that, you're mistaken", I wonder how much the **** got for selling on people's private info.
Must have been the driver mate, what a ****
She should have claimed whiplash though. I would have been all over that
Couple of years ago I got just under a bag from Tesco after slipping up in a One Stop with no wet floor sign
Its like a fake racism..
' why you not not understand me?'
Well you speak like you are chewing on a spanner you ****.
****s who are constantly on the look out to be offended by things... normally on behalf of others 
People who think we discuss footy here
Whats this footy lark?
I thought only BBC did footy.
****s who are constantly on the look out to be offended by things... normally on behalf of others
Thats right up there.
Thundercunts.