****s who think every comment is a wum attempt. No it's just an opinion or prediction, not every opinion I post is an attempted wum.
I drove out of a local market a few days ago and some bloke ran across the entrance making me slam my breaks on. He was in a hoodie with a body warmer/gilet on. **** stops and puts both his hands out as if to say "What? Come on" I opened my window and said just jog on mate, to which he says ****in come on Now my 15 year old was in front seat and my car has tinted back windows ( came like that OK ) What he didn't know was my other lad was in back. He's only 17 but about 6'4 The face on the guy as the window went down. I was laughing so much I didn't bother getting out and bitch slapping the ****
I hate the cold calls that are so obviously made to rip people off, I used to just say "**** off" and hang up, but nowadays i just let them prattle on and say "the" odd yes every so often, then when it gets to the part where they want my card number I give them a tirade of expletives. It costs them more the longer I'm on the phone (Asia to the UK rates)so it's more satisfying.
I was on about on this board really tbf. Though at one point on ours this Summer I did decide to be on thr wind up a lot to be fair Got so much hate on our board this Summer, just cos I get on well with Sky. Was very odd.
Best I heard was a family member who got a call whilst I was there. It was an accident one My guy starts mock crying saying how he didn't meant to hit the bus, and hadn't known there was kids on it and how he has trouble sleeping and wants to end it all The Indian fella who rang didn't know what to do It was hilarious
