This ****
Was just going to post roided up meat heads
Who all have baldy heads. ****s,
Off Topic Moaning bastard thread
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Who all have baldy heads. ****s,
Looks at his receding hair line
With veins like git big earthworms across their temples.
****s.
Looks at his receding hair line
I don't have a receding hairline but sat down at the barbers and saw the top of my head
It's not aged well but was the **** when I was a kid.
White men who try to act like a black rapper..
Knobber.
Knobber.
****s who think every comment is a wum attempt.
No it's just an opinion or prediction, not every opinion I post is an attempted wum.
No it's just an opinion or prediction, not every opinion I post is an attempted wum.
I drove out of a local market a few days ago and some bloke ran across the entrance making me slam my breaks on. He was in a hoodie with a body warmer/gilet on.
**** stops and puts both his hands out as if to say "What? Come on"
I opened my window and said just jog on mate, to which he says ****in come on
Now my 15 year old was in front seat and my car has tinted back windows ( came like that OK
) What he didn't know was my other lad was in back. He's only 17 but about 6'4
The face on the guy as the window went down. I was laughing so much I didn't bother getting out and bitch slapping the ****
I hate the cold calls that are so obviously made to rip people off, I used to just say "**** off" and hang up, but nowadays i just let them prattle on and say "the" odd yes every so often, then when it gets to the part where they want my card number I give them a tirade of expletives.
It costs them more the longer I'm on the phone (Asia to the UK rates)so it's more satisfying.
It costs them more the longer I'm on the phone (Asia to the UK rates)so it's more satisfying.
I drove out of a local market a few days ago and some bloke ran across the entrance making me slam my breaks on. He was in a hoodie with a body warmer/gilet on.
**** stops and puts both his hands out as if to say "What? Come on"
I opened my window and said just jog on mate, to which he says ****in come on
Now my 15 year old was in front seat and my car has tinted back windows ( came like that OK
What he didn't know was my other lad was in back. He's only 17 but about 6'4
The face on the guy as the window went down. I was laughing so much I didn't bother getting out and bitch slapping the ****
Hoodie and bodywarmer ****er.
Why am I reminded of our board this summerVVD
I was on about on this board really tbf.
Though at one point on ours this Summer I did decide to be on thr wind up a lot to be fair
Got so much hate on our board this Summer, just cos I get on well with Sky. Was very odd.
I hate the cold calls that are so obviously made to rip people off, I used to just say "**** off" and hang up, but nowadays i just let them prattle on and say "the" odd yes every so often, then when it gets to the part where they want my card number I give them a tirade of expletives.
It costs them more the longer I'm on the phone (Asia to the UK rates)so it's more satisfying.
Best I heard was a family member who got a call whilst I was there. It was an accident one
My guy starts mock crying saying how he didn't meant to hit the bus, and hadn't known there was kids on it and how he has trouble sleeping and wants to end it all
The Indian fella who rang didn't know what to do
It was hilarious