Off Topic Moaning bastard thread

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People who smoke directly outside of Tesco front door. Thanks for that pal that's just what my baby needs, a lung full of Lambert & Buttler.
 
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PISKIE said:
Not sure if it's been mentioned:

Drivers who deliberately try to get ahead in a lane that is closed ahead, and cause a massive tailback.

****ing selfish ****s.
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****s on a roundabout where two lanes filter into one and they try and squeeze ahead of you illegally. That one extra car length is going to make the journey so much shorter. You ****.
 
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Smokers who smoke while driving, particularly if they've literally just got in the car.

They've just spent 12 minutes in Home Bargains and think they will FACKING DIE if they don't have a *** right now.
 
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This is a rip off of one of my threads btw!

I can't stand ****ers who don't acknowledge you when you give them way.

Rude mofo's, manners cost nothing...stupid ****s...we all in a hurry but I gave you way...so do the right thing...it's not all about you, bitch.
 
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thefanwithnoname said:
My pet hate with phone calls, being Asian myself therefore not racist, is that your name clearly isn't Derek and if I am struggling to understand you but can speak your lingo why the **** will you pretend you didn't understand what I said and insist on speaking English, very ****ing badly

I feel sorry for my white bredren who don't or can't say "sorry pal but I haven't a clue what you said, and yes its the accent"
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Init...man's talking bud bud all the way...even though he's on the phone you can see the ****er wobbling his head...his name? Dave....is it ****...more like Shrivanatpatu or something...Dave <doh>

I've pulled one up on it...he asked me my name I said 'Shah Rukh Khan' he started laughing...I goes we can both lie motherfucking head wobbler
 
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A car park situation - Disabled people that aren't properly disabled. ****ing ****ers.

I'm looking for a space to park for 15 minutes and some posh ****er drives past in a Jag and pulls out a disabled badge. Parks up and jollies off into ASDA with his 'hidden disability' - yeah **** off mate.
 
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A car park situation - Disabled people that aren't properly disabled. ****ing ****ers.

I'm looking for a space to park for 15 minutes and some posh ****er drives past in a Jag and pulls out a disabled badge. Parks up and jollies off into ASDA with his 'hidden disability' - yeah **** off mate.
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^^^ Rattled by the blue badge.
 
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A car park situation - Disabled people that aren't properly disabled. ****ing ****ers.

I'm looking for a space to park for 15 minutes and some posh ****er drives past in a Jag and pulls out a disabled badge. Parks up and jollies off into ASDA with his 'hidden disability' - yeah **** off mate.
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Michael McIntyre does a good sketch about that.
 
Skylarker said:
A car park situation - Disabled people that aren't properly disabled. ****ing ****ers.

I'm looking for a space to park for 15 minutes and some posh ****er drives past in a Jag and pulls out a disabled badge. Parks up and jollies off into ASDA with his 'hidden disability' - yeah **** off mate.
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