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Is he a Horse, a spider or has he gone all out and become a millipede

 

Think its because henderson only has 1 leg and can i believe just sits in the opposition half or the centre circle so no legs

 

I often dream that my dicks fell off and I've got a lump of cottage cheese there instead

 

pounds???

 

you're an expert in German law i take it

PS with my miniscule knowledge i know paying large fines in Germany can get "you off " see Bernie Ecclestone.

 

I have a brazilian

 

that's a horrid african stereotype. next thing you will be saying to check his teeth to age him. lets be careful here. lets.not.be accidentally racist.

 

wtf

 

Nope, just know that fraudulent documents being used across countries is frowned on everywhere.

 

Fair comment, I apologise for that one

 

seriously what have you been ingesting

 

Don't look so confused, she is a very nice person as well as beautiful.
What do you have against Brazilians?

 

you said normally prison was the sentence & by implication that meant in Germany.
but not sure why i'm bothering cos this is just a poor wum & you appeared to be either pissed or stoned..

 

You obviously have no imagination and so your dreams are probably about flying or something

 

Ouch! Just trapped my mangina in the cotton draw...

 

Ok, who's been messing with Diego's posts and making him seem more rational than usual?

 

I wouldn't mind us re signing Masch for a couple of seasons, but his age is doesn't fit with FSG's policy.

Barcelona forward Lionel Messi thinks team-mate and compatriot Javier Mascherano, 33, could return to Liverpool, the club the Argentine left in August 2010. (Diario Gol via Daily Express)

 

Wrong forum? Transvestfriends site down?

 

He will give us real dynamism in midfield. At the moment, Coutinho is the only real creative player in that area (I’m not counting Lallana because there’s this misconception he is creative when in fact he has very little substance to his game).

Keita can dribble and has an eye for a pass. Would love to get him in early.

 

I wouldn’t be surprised if Messi ends up at Man City ...