It's why when I used to take MDMA I just used to man up and sniff it instead of bombing it. Even if it ruins your nose at least you know where you stand within 20 minutes instead of umming and ahhing about whether to drop another bomb
Bit ****ing harsh snorting that ****. I used to like the taste tbh. I know it's bitter as ****, but there was something about that got me ready for the high. After that I'd just bomb a rizla full of it. Remember having a wrap of MDMA and a wrap of Mescaline powder one night, got the two mixed up and bombed a **** load of Mescaline. Ended up going for a 5 mile walk on my own down the beach and along to a lighthouse. My mates thought I'd fallen off a cliff somewhere.
I used to take a blue valium and a viagra to raves with me, viagra if I met a chick and the valium for when I got home if I didn't. MIxing those up didn't have good results in either situation tbh.
My mates always used to have valium for the 5am+ shift. I'd always be the one with half a gram of MDMA still in my pocket trying to encourage others to carry on. Usually ended up drinking a bottle of rum with somebody and playing cards. As everybody else was chilled to **** by that stage.
Real Madrid have made 24-year-old Tottenham striker Harry Kane their first choice to replace France forward Karim Benzema, 29. (Diario Gol via Daily Mirror) Even the most feckless among the 'Pede must now be growing embarrassed for Real, yeah?
Thing is Hiag, they've butt ****ed Spurs before when Bale went despite him proclaiming his love and loyalty for Spurs, has Levy learned or will he bite their hands off if they make a mega-money bid?
Barcelona forward Lionel Messi wants the club to move for Tottenham midfielder Dele Alli, 21, before Real Madrid do. (Don Balon - in Spanish) Oh, does he! Well, he can **** right off! I can just imagine that phone call with Levy... Messi: "Ah! You finally decide to answer phone! I've been ringing for ****ing hours!" Levy: "Who is this? If you're trying to sell me double-glazing, I'm not ****ing interested..." Messi: "No double-glazing! Is me... Messi! Greatest football player ever... Hey! why laugh so hard!" Levy: "Thanks, son! I needed cheering up! So, if that's all you called for, I've got work to..." Messi: "No, wait! That was not reason for call! I call about Alli..." Levy: "What about him?" Messi: "I would love to play in team with him!" Levy: "Yeah? What position do you play?" Messi: "Striker." Levy: "Well, I've have a word with Poch. See if he's got any scouts spare. I have to warn you, though, that we're pretty much covered in that department, what with us having the best striker in the World, at this precise moment. You'd be playing for a place on our bench, son..." Messi: "What the **** you talk about! Son of a bitch! You know who I am?" Levy: "Of course. But I'm not going to lie to you, son! If you want my advice, I'd stick where you are, as I suspect that they need you more than we will." Messi: "**** off! I wouldn't play for your two-bit **** club in a million years! Son of a bitch!" Levy: "Then why the **** are you ringing me and wasting my ****ing time?" Messi: "I tell you this already, asshole! I call to tell you that the Great Messi want to play in same team as Alli..." Levy: "Well, I tell you what, son... If ever I feel the need to employ the talents of a jumped up dwarf, I'll give you a call. Okay? Now, **** off!" [Levy hangs up and scratches his bollock]
...Fcuk Me Quents .... spamming the BBC Gossip column at this time of night? .... it's been up there all fookin' day ...
