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The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Jul 19, 2015.

  1. Spurlock

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    On the one hand he doesn't rate Kane on the other hand he tries to sell him to Real Madrid and Barca on a daily basis <laugh>

    You got that human hamster wheel gif accessible ?
     
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  2. Spurlock

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    Where's everyone gone?

    I was getting into the Bantz then


    ****s....might aswell roll a spliff
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    My work is done ... angry root veg en masse and their pet rimmer buzzing .... and Quents thinks he's a wum master ... way too easy <laugh>
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    What do you exactly think you have done? <laugh>

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  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I rolled a spliff this afternoon just before I went to bed. Bottled it and didn't spark it though.

    Just started a night shift and it's still sat in my car.
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    Spark it up lad. Me and Spurlock will look after you on here fella.
     
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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Nah I'm at work now you mad **** <laugh>
     
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    Went to work tripping once. But that was slightly accidental.
     
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    Post it to me wasteman ffs
     
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    I'm always stoned at work...serious. Makes my day go smooth...giving zero ****s all the way through..brilliant
     
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    I used to get stoned when I worked as a chef. We'd start the shift with a fat one out the back, then the waitresses would bring us cold pints through the evening. After service, we'd hit the bar upstairs until around 3am. Then I'd cycle home 10 miles pissed as ****, to get a couple of hours kip to then cycle back for a 7am breakfast shift. Brutal.
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Yeah I used to work blazed all the time... I'm more likely to whitey if/when I smoke it again though <yikes>
    Course it was <laugh>
     
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    I thought I'd do half a tab because I knew I had to get up for work the next morning. Got to around 11pm chucking out time and I hadn't come up so thought **** it and dropped the other half. Left the pub, the fresh air hit me and ... BAM ! flying like levitating guru. Had to be at work for 6am and was tripping my nuts off hard for another 11 hours. Felt like I'd been born again when I got through that shift <laugh>
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Ahhh the old 'this hasn't effected me so I'll take more trick' - many a time have I made that mistake with jack and jills then all of a sudden BANG - all of them hit you like a ****ing train wreck <laugh>
     
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    I've just sat down from taking the dog out <confused>

    You're paranoid mate.
     
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    That's where I went!
     
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    You walk your dog sitting down ?
     
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    <laugh> Yep, classic schoolboy error. 'I don't really feel that ****ed so I'll have another couple of pills to make sure' ......
     
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