In a few hours he's going to wake up with his cheek stuck to his desk by his own drool and his first thought will be "Stan".
As I proved to Stan, I don't think it would be about the money with Spurs and Bale. We are his spiritual home.
Any quotes that would lead you to the jizz you're currently staining your y-fronts in? He's on Utd's radar, but you already know that.
So were Dier and Kane, until Levy told Mourhino to **** right off! It means nothing, as you well know. I don't think I'm being delusional, here.
HIAG's football knowledge is as dysfunctional as his SatNav tbf ... if he missed Bale leaving the Spuds for Madrid on the BBC Gossip Column he'll be thinking Bale just has a long term hammy ...
I recall that time I landed a Helicopter on the 'what are you doing' thread coz you needed to make a quick exit from the 'Lesta Spiral' thread(having planted a few mines)...that was crazy **** FSG might be picking the wrong team here.