The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

As I said to Stan, let's not dwell on that, now.

 

Okay Haggis no worries.

 

Lets dwell on it, we are enjoying seeing you **** up yet again.

 

Big Erns still at the hospital getting his cock sown back on after laughing so much that it fell off - this is a line Hiag uses quite often to emphasise how funny a situation is, but I guess Hiag ain't laughing much tonight

 

Indeed, not, G4E.

Tonight has been a wake-up call, a time for sombre reflection.

 

Real Madrid president Florentino Perez insists "signing Harry Kane has not passed through my head" after the European champions were linked with a move for the 24-year-old Tottenham and England striker. (Daily Mirror)


"...linked with a move..."

 

Early edition off BBC sport gossip hiag?

You ****tard.

 

...they do seem to favour those real trophies like the FA Cup over the "finishing above North London rivals consolation plate" don't they, Quents ...

 

That was as unnecessary as it was disappointing, Commie.

 

...the Ugly Truth though Quentin ... how's today's BBC Gossip column looking?

 

Real Madrid forward Gareth Bale is set to miss out on facing former club Tottenham in the Champions League on Wednesday. (Times)

I reckon Zidane is "resting" Bale because he knows Bale's heart isn't in it. Spurs is still too close to his heart.

 

Its probably his hamstring mate but don't let the truth spoil your day

 

Apparently he's being blamed by his teammates for Real's mediocre form this season.

 

I'm hoping they let him leave to rejoin us, mate.

 

Perhaps Bale "missing" the game against us is his "come and get me" plea to Levy?

 

He'll be playing for man u next season.

 

At left back.

 

That's entirely possible. although I suspect that you'll have to pay a fortune for him, whereas we won't.

 

FSG is a Liverpool fan.

What's Spurs's buyback fee?