The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

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Hoddle Is A God said:
Tottenham boss Mauricio Pochettino says he had to re-focus midfielder Eric Dier after the 23-year-old England international had been "destabilised" by an approach by Manchester United. (Mail on Sunday)

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I love this.

I can just imagine the conversation...

Dier: "Boss, me 'ead's been turned! United want me to go and play at the Theatre of Dreams!"

Poch: "Theatre of What?"

Dier: "Dreams, boss."

Poch: "Theatre of ****ers, more like! You want to go and play for the biggest joke club in Europe? Why? You have new stadium next season, new training ground, Kane and Alli... you have me! Why you want to go and play for that toss-bag, Mourhino? He can park bus, but he not even know how to drive it!"

Dier: "It's the money, boss! They will double my wages..."

Poch; "...and turn you into double-****er! This what you want, huh? You want to be double-****er?"

Dier: "No, boss."

Poch: "Good! Then you sign new ****ing contract and shut up! Understand?"

Dier: "Yes, boss."
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<laugh> What the **** goes on in the space between your ears HIAG <laugh>
 
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Poch being eyed up by R.Madrid. written by one hack.

Will he go onto manage one of the really big clubs?
 
Real boss Zinedine Zidane has told club president Florentino Perez he does not want any players sold during the January transfer window. (Don Balon - in Spanish)

****!

That means we've got little chance of re-signing Bale, this season.
 
Real Madrid are targeting Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino as a possible successor to Zinedine Zidane.

From the ****s bible: BBC Gossip column.
 
Real Madrid are targeting Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino as a possible successor to Zinedine Zidane. (Sun)

<doh>
Give it a rest!

What part of F-U-C-K R-I-G-H-T O-F-F don't you understand?
 
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This is a wake up call for Poch and the boys.

There will be no kissing the badge, tonight. That privilege has to be earned.

Provided the necessary lessons can be learned, then this night will have been proven to be a blessing in disguise.

The juggernaut is in for repairs.

At the weekend, we shall all hear the roar of its mighty engine and be blinded by the glare of its headlights.

I don't mind sacrificing a loss in a meaningless domestic cup competition, provided that it serves its purpose.

I can understand this competition being important to the likes of Arsenal, since realistically winning the Milk Cup is going to be their only route into the Europa League; but for Spurs, not so much.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
This is a wake up call for Poch and the boys.

There will be no kissing the badge, tonight. That privilege has to be earned.

Provided the necessary lessons can be learned, the this night will have been proven to be a blessing in disguise.

The juggernaut is in for repairs.

At the weekend, we shall all hear the roar of its mighty engine and be blinded by the glare of its headlights.

I don't mind sacrificing a loss in a meaningless domestic cup competition, provided that it serves its purpose.

I can understand this competition being important to the likes of Arsenal, since realistically winning the Milk Cup is going to be their only route into the Europa League; but for Spurs, not so much.
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When did Spurs last win a trophy and which trophy was it?

I appreciate that you will need time to Google.
 
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Stan The Chosen One said:
When did Spurs last win a trophy and which trophy was it?

I appreciate that you will need time to Google.
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This is neither the time nor the place for wummery, Stan.

I'm disappointed - of course, I am. However, I have an extremely level head, and I am able to put this experience into its proper perspective.

I think we all should,
 
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