I was in the pub the other night and a bloke paid his tab via his watch.
.I was in the pub the other night and a bloke paid his tab via his watch.
.I was in the pub the other night and a bloke paid his tab via his watch.

Doesn't your lass nick it?Credit cards for most purchases, pay them off every month and I get loads of 'rewards' back. I normally have some cash lying around the house too as I sometimes do deals for people who like to pay in cash.
Doesn't your lass nick it?
I seem to remember you saying.
Me two ours just got banked on Tuesday been there for weeksI'd forgotten all about them.
My wife changed her car before we went on holiday and received a cheque through the post for her road tax. The bugger's still stuck on the fridge door! God knows when well get the chance to stick it in the bank!
don't like contactless or that my bank gave me no choice
I shudder to think what she's doing with them.She takes the cash for sure as it disappears at an alarming rate. The credit cards I get two cards on each account so she doesn't take mine.
I don't even look at the statements now, last time I looked she'd spent £250 on candles.
im sure i can see a piece of string dangling in that avatar do you have to pull it to get your cash out..Things are a bit different in this village, mate. We have one Chinese takeaway, they don't accept cards. The fruit and veg shop and barbers in Sacriston, they don't accept cards either. Cash is still a necessity around here.


I liked the idea that came up years ago , but never happened. A card, which you would load from your account, but wouldn't need PIN or anything. In a contactless way, just show it to a machine and transfer the funds to the retailer, who would at some stage download his total from his machine to his bank. So if you went to the newsagent for the paper, no trying to get coins together to pay 70p, or no getting loads of coins change. Would also use in vending machines , parking meters etc. If you had £20 on the card and lost it, it would be just like losing a £20 note.
get her a vibrator you tight ****erShe takes the cash for sure as it disappears at an alarming rate. The credit cards I get two cards on each account so she doesn't take mine.
I don't even look at the statements now, last time I looked she'd spent £250 on candles.
settling after what you ****ers have said ,i will see you in hell first , **** off you lazy waste of space.^ And people wonder why he gets **** ^ Snide little bastard got to stir just as **** is settling. That's close mate banter. Inappropriate. Completely socially inadequate this bellend. Bet people shudder when he walks into his local.
settling after what you ****ers have said ,i will see you in hell first , **** off you lazy waste of space.

get her a vibrator you tight ****er
I like that -contacless debit cards are a holders liability and fraudsters golden ticket. I think plastic money is the first step to getting rid of cash as it's dodgy to handle and separate the notesI liked the idea that came up years ago , but never happened. A card, which you would load from your account, but wouldn't need PIN or anything. In a contactless way, just show it to a machine and transfer the funds to the retailer, who would at some stage download his total from his machine to his bank. So if you went to the newsagent for the paper, no trying to get coins together to pay 70p, or no getting loads of coins change. Would also use in vending machines , parking meters etc. If you had £20 on the card and lost it, it would be just like losing a £20 note.