Vegas shooting

[Hoddle is a god]

Text me baby. White trash like you are viagra for my show.

I am far too smart for you, Jeremey. You would instantly feel threatened by me. Yes, I would be box-office dynamite for you, but you would lose face and reputation.

You should stick to bullying unemployed divs who have impregnated their girlfriend's grandmother.

Me, I need to take my whirly-bird for a spin to the coastal retreat.

 

[J๏E..]

If I was American I'd probably just have a 50 cal motion sensor drone attached to my porch so that anybody coming anywhere near my house would be obliterated, it's better to be safe than sorry.

I like you Tel, home and shed security at it's best..

Like aliens, remote subs and stuff like that, I really like you Tel, you Tel it how it should be..

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I read something a while back about the average red neck who had a gun, had on average about 8.

Go 'Murica

My first ever trip to America I stopped overnight at Messina and when I came out of the bar I was drinking in the road was awash with police cars and flashing lights as some redneck had shot 7 family members with one of his many firearms. I got talking to this guy about guns and he was proud to own 13 rifles n pistols. Even then I thought what a mongrel bunch of ****s these yanks are.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

HIAG's Mrs tells me he's got a very small calibre pistol

13mm

 

[The Ginger Marks]

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[One of the lads]

I am far too smart for you, Jeremey. You would instantly feel threatened by me. Yes, I would be box-office dynamite for you, but you would lose face and reputation.

You should stick to bullying unemployed divs who have impregnated their girlfriend's grandmother.

Me, I need to take my whirly-bird for a spin to the coastal retreat.

I knew you were a fan of my show. You've got Jeremy Kyle written all over you although your tattoos say "Jeremey Kyle".

 

[PINKIE]

@Hoddle Is A God getting trolled by 'Jeremey' Kyle

 

[One of the lads]

@Hoddle Is A God getting trolled by 'Jeremey' Kyle

I like him. It's people like him who've made me a fortune. I can picture him now. He's got a comb over, three day old stubble, national health glasses, a light brown jumper over a stripy shirt that isn't tucked in, dark brown trousers that are 4 inches too short, white socks and a pair of Asda black shoes, the laces on the left one aren't tied up. My kind of people.

 

[Tobes]

I like him. It's people like him who've made me a fortune. I can picture him now. He's got a comb over, three day old stubble, national health glasses, a light brown jumper over a stripy shirt that isn't tucked in, dark brown trousers that are 4 inches too short, white socks and a pair of Asda black shoes, the laces on the left one aren't tied up. My kind of people.

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[PINKIE]

I like him. It's people like him who've made me a fortune. I can picture him now. He's got a comb over, three day old stubble, national health glasses, a light brown jumper over a stripy shirt that isn't tucked in, dark brown trousers that are 4 inches too short, white socks and a pair of Asda black shoes, the laces on the left one aren't tied up. My kind of people.

Let me know when he’s appearing on your show. Should be a ****ing belter that one.

 

[AKCJ]

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****ing hell

 

[PINKIE]

****ing hell

HIAG must have one hell of a guilty conscience to have had that tattoo done.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

****ing hell

Think you’ll find that’s ‘****ing Bell’.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

It would be nice if we could get this thread back on topic.

Trust me, I'm all for a little bit of irreverent banter, but there's a time and place.

It's a shame that a certain person (whom I will not mention, as I don't want to give him an excuse to come back with yet another crass comment on this thread that he created to remember the Vegas dead), cannot get over his obsession of me, and allows it to drag every thread down into the gutter of irrelevance and banality.

 

[PINKIE]

It would be nice if we could get this thread back on topic.

Trust me, I'm all for a little bit of irreverent banter, but there's a time and place.

It's a shame that a certain person (whom I will not mention, as I don't want to give him an excuse to come back with yet another crass comment on this thread that he created to remember the Vegas dead), cannot get over his obsession of me, and allows it to drag every thread down into the gutter of irrelevance and banality.

You were the one who came on here and derailed the thread with your 'I'm a ****ing gun expert' bollocks, telling people to 'stick to playing GTA' and then started posting pictures of Nerf guns and chatting ****. When you got pulled up for that because of the nature of the thread, you blew your top crying 'I can do what I want, it's not like I've pissed on the alter of a church'

So kindly **** off with your hypocrisy, good lad

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

It would be nice if we could get this thread back on topic.

Trust me, I'm all for a little bit of irreverent banter, but there's a time and place.

It's a shame that a certain person (whom I will not mention, as I don't want to give him an excuse to come back with yet another crass comment on this thread that he created to remember the Vegas dead), cannot get over his obsession of me, and allows it to drag every thread down into the gutter of irrelevance and banality.

Hypocrisy in the extreme .

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

Double post .

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Sadly Quentin ****wit-Bell likes to clump around these threads with his size 24 clown shoes playing Billy Big Bollocks.

 

[PINKIE]

I am far too smart for you, Jeremey.

Misspells 'Jeremey' whilst claiming he's far too smart for Jeremy.

 

[Stan]

Misspells 'Jeremey' whilst claiming he's far too smart for Jeremy.

He's so **** at what he tries to do.